I'm gonna say where I live, and you don't stalk me.
Deal?
I live in Florida., in just about the biggest
preppy town in South Florida. You think it's all sunflowers and daisies
living here in Florida? Think again, buddy. It SUX. Florida can be closely
compared to Hell:
1) It's hot.
2) There's of a lot of fires.
3) It's really dry.
That's why it sux. So even if you're thinking about coming
to Florida cuz ya think, "Oh, it's nice, there're some beaches, I can get
a tan, blah blah blah blah blah," don't do it! Don't be suckered in! If
you do come and you plan on swimming in the ocean, make sure you don't
come during sea lice season, because boy-oh-boy is that crap itchy. And
also, make sure you bring plenty of sun screen. You don't wanna go home
looking like a lobster or Barney. One last thing about Florida:
If you want to come here because you think that every guy
is going to be some really, really hot surfer guy with a great tan and
a great bod, you're thinking wrong. 99.99% of the guys in Florida are ugly.
You've got a better chance going to Germany, where all the guys are forced
to be hot.
