Pseudo-pet Styx
Fish and parakeets just didn't make satisfactory pets. For the
longest time, I wanted a dog, a pet that I could actually interact
with. And along came this four-week-old kitty in the arms of
one of my suitemates. Immediately, it became my pseudopet.

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1. *pouts, smiling* You're soo adorable... You'd be even more
adorable if this photo wasn't blurry.

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2. So cute. So so cute. Beautiful green eyes.

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3. Oh if only you could've stayed, you would've been my pseudo-pet forever.