Bathroom Reading
You can only stare at tile for so long as you sit there crapping...

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1. Here we have coloful quotes from various places
(i.e. Triplet Proverbs, Pirates of
the Caribbean and Lysistrata).

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2. This all started when I wanted to keep a tally of how much toilet paper
we were using on a daily basis...but we didn't tally right, so in the end we never
figured out why we run out of toilet paper so quickly...

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3. I don't know... Someone was talking about naming toilets...
Then Kim wanted to name OUR toilet... and we had recently
watched Crouching Tiger... and Thanh had also mentioned
something about banana leaves...