Partners in Weirdness
Aaahh! I'm scarred for life! Take me home! Save me, save me!
Yes, it's true. I didn't do this alone. Unfortunately, there are others like me. They may be people you actually know *suspense music (dun, dun, dun)*. Run for your lives. But first! The winners of the Partners in Weirdness Award are....
- S.A.M. (a.k.a. Sherlock, Scullder, Yong) Coconut
Hmmm...what would I be without by other half? I would be 2/3. No, S.A.M. deserves this award for Outstanding Achievement in the Best Weird Friend and Toleration Categories. (Ah ha ha ha! Remember Parrot Beak/Captain America/Mr. Boy Scout/Mr. Model? What's Chinese?/What's Filipino? LOL, those were the days.) No one has withstood my weirdness longer than S.A.M. has, and that's one heck of an achievement.
- Ki-chan (a.k.a. Almighty Artist of Anime, Co-goddess of Procrastination) Pear
I tell ya, this weird site would not be up if t'weren't for Ki-Chan. So she receives this award for Outstanding Achievement in the Technology/Web Programming & Designing Categories.
- Annjo from the planet Hotboyz (a.k.a Jou-chan, Joanna-boanna, Mojo Jojo) Blackberry
The only one I know who can make a glasses case for an internet card into a mouth that clamps on to the screen of other people's laptops. And the one of the few people who can tolerate and sometimes join in on the fun of sekoj detrevrep, neve sdrawkcab. Therefore she earns this award for Outstanding Achievement in the Toleration and Transformation of Ordinary Objects into Weirdness Categories (btw, she's getting pretty close to that obssesion award too...)
Here's a link to her page that she wants to delete but somehow cannot because it has become possessed by evil internet demons. Or so she says...
- The Artist formerly known as Now-&-Laters (a.k.a. Sour-Patch-Kid, Beanie) Boysenberry
Not to be insensitive, but the jokes about our getting so useless as old ladies with all sort of health problems including Alzheimer's, and that our families would make it bonding-occasion to put us out of our misery were pretty funny. And no one else laughed at the casual replacement of words with similar sounding genital organs in a conversation like the Sour-Patch-Kid did. And don't you think Buffy and Spike ought to be together?!?! Yeah, she gets this award for Best Understanding of Humor, especially since we both share a similar brand of comedy.
- CrystalReves (a.k.a. Rivy) and Claudia (a.k.a. Claudi, ie, ey, y) Banana & Pomegrante
When it comes to obsessions about websites (or BIN) & NSync, Rivy and Claudia pull out all the stops. Don't believe me? Well, you shouldn't since I'm not one to be trusted...ANYWAYS, they deserve this award for Outstanding Achievement in Obsessions.
- Slarty (a.k.a. Princess) Strawberry
"Sure beauty has the power to excite men, but so does a box of donuts" and "Someone's gotta rule the world, it might as well be us." (Kiss My Tiara by Susan Jane Gilman) says it all about Slarty. That's why she earned Outstanding Achievement in Sarcastic & Politically Incorrect Humor.
- *Gasp!* Dual winners again! Jennie and Trinity (Eggplant & Papaya) earned this award for Hilariously Outstanding Achievement in Intellectual Wit!
- Aye Forgotte (a.k.a. Rita-Pita, MargaRita) Mango
Description: bouncy, bubbly, can poke/hit people very hard, excellent sense of hilarity, food. Won award for Outstanding Achievement for "Food Obsession" and Friendliness to Most.
- Meanie (a.k.a. Ugly, Stinkyhead)
Though often associated with the words "awwww" and "so cute," appearances can be deceiving. However, the good qualities within Ugly permit her to win this award for Best at Instigating Conflict, Laughter, and Fun. (*Psst!* She's starting ANOTHER website so when she gets that uploaded, you'll find a link here!)
- brilyemimcde (a.k.a. Gwynevere-Look-a-like-for-an-English-project) Radish
My fellow "WLiiA?" fanatic wins an award for Outstanding Achievement in Frequently Pessimistic Comedy. Not many people can smile and enthusiastically say "I want to become a nun, be shipped off to a foreign country, be killed and martyred, then become a saint!"
- Johanna (a.k.a. Munchkin Fiddler) and Catherine (a.k.a Polly)
Hey, you can't have a Munchkin teacher without a Munchkin Fiddler and one flying monkey around the Cowardly Lion, or an Indian without a Cowboys (or rather CowGIRLS)! Therefore these two earn the award for Outstanding Partnership in Musicals.
- Ingrid (a.k.a. Animal-lover) Guava
Posesses so many animals: sugarglider, dog, parrot, fish, turtle, prarie dog, lovebird, canary, snake, opossum, etc. and knows how to care for them plus many other species! So, duh! Outstanding Achievement in Field of Animal Care!
- There's more, believe me. I just haven't gotten around to gnipyt them here. No sweat. Just perspiration. Hold tight....ly your neck till you turn a bright purple & let go before we have to get you "what a person makes but doesn't want; a person buys but doesn't need; a person gets but doesn't know." Just kidding. Again.