You know the bathroom is an excellent place to reflect on one's day, wash the worries away, poop out the problems, and concoct things like this.

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Who am I that you try to forget but annoyingly keeps pooping up?
I meant popping, but I'll leave "pooping" there.
I am the flat-chested adolescent who doesn't shave her legs.
I am the girl who was a man in a past life, if I believed in reincarnation.
I am the tactless Honest Abe and effect predictor.
I am the unusual dreamer and indecisive procrastinator as well as
the speed demon when it comes to random topics that I find interesting in a conversation.
I am my sister's sister who she deperately tries to ignore, and often times, disown.
I am the considerate pessimist with a secret ego that is as large as Brazil.
I am the optimist who enjoys making derogatory comments about
myself to keep my esteem at 23 degrees below zero.
I am the constant complainer and hopeless romantic.
I am the scaredy cat, who boldly uses her potty-mouth for lecherous jokes.
I am the faithful admirer of
Super-Stiles,
Magnificent-Mochrie,
Proopdog,
and the Dazzling Duet of Brady and Esten.
I am the talentless comedian who only says what she says
because of a very obsession that everyone now finds irritating.
I am the presumptuous writer.

So that's what I came up with one cold day in the water closet, bathroom, baņo. Want to learn more about me?
I don't understand why you'd want to...but seeing how you're actually still reading this contrary to the few people who previously visited this page and either ran away screaming or were rushed to the hospital after a sudden migraine, you can click on the following link:
Beware of invisible dog wearing frames
Or you can click here to directly ask me questions, send comments,
or just scold me for putting up a page like this.
Me, me, me!



And if the link doesn't work, then obviously I am a cautious individual who wants to protect herself from strangers who have no life other than stalking people on the internet, or maybe I just don't care what you think and don't want to hear it!
Well thank you for coming to this page and I am very sorry that you found about me.