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The REAL MeMwah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
Who am I that you try to forget but annoyingly keeps pooping up?
I meant popping, but I'll leave "pooping" there.
I am the flat-chested adolescent who doesn't shave her legs.
I am a girl who was a sane person in a past life, if I believed in reincarnation.
I am the tactless Honest Abe and effect predictor.
I am the unusual dreamer and indecisive procrastinator as well as
the speed demon when it comes to random topics that I find interesting in a conversation.
I am my sister's sister who she desperately tries to ignore, and oftentimes, disown.
I am the considerate pessimist with a secret ego that is as large as Brazil.
I am the optimist who enjoys making derogatory comments about
myself to keep my esteem at 23 degrees below zero.
I am the constant complainer and hopeless romantic.
I am the scaredy cat, who quietly uses her potty-mouth for lecherous jokes.
I am the talentless comedian who only says what she says
because of a very obsession that everyone now finds irritating.
I am vain.Yes, that's what I came up with one cold day in the bathroom when I was sixteen. What else is there about me...
Um, nothing really. Pretty much a typical adolescent going through the usual 'crises'. Facing decisions concerning college, family, money, social life, and future career, hairstyle, coffin with red plush lining or pink cotton fabric... Ha ha, you're right. Never mind the pink.By the way I am a Raspberry.
And this whole "fruit thing" came about one pleasant chess day when Slarty & I were, I guess, bored & weirded out of our minds...Java, java, java, java! Give me some homemade coffee!