Witches
Also known as pagans (but not all pagans are witches/ not all witches are pagan), witches are often thought to be old, ugly, blah blah blah. If you don’t already know this, get out of here now. Witches are everywhere. If you don’t believe in witches, I’ll put this to you simply. A witch uses spells in the same way others use prayers in order to get what they want. A witch would say that it’s not true, but in my experience, it’s close enough. If you look at it closely, all religions have the same basis. They all revolve around a central power (or powers) that they perform strange rituals for in order to go to a better place. I know there’s bound to be more in every religion, but as I have found, with the exception of eclectic and chaotic pagans (and more that I do not wish to get into), this is the majority of the work. No matter what you say you will not change my mind, so don’t even try to send me an e-mail saying how your religion is the only exception to the rule. I will not respond, or if I do respond, it will be to give you my opinion on someone who is taking up my precious time by making a stupid remark about how they are better than me. I will only be corrected on facts, not opinion.
Spells
Most sites are afraid of giving out spells. “I don’t want to give people the wrong idea about which spells are good and bad.” But I say if your stupid enough to think that love spells are okay to do on people just because you are causing them to love something, and that love is a “good” emotion, then you deserve to be hit with the consequence of being stalked. In theory, all spells are evil because they affect someone other than the person who cast the spell. Believe it or not, you effect your environment and the people around you greatly. You should watch how you treat people from now on, in order to prevent them from pulling a Columbine (no disrespect, just trying to make a point) on your ass. Although some people just couldn’t care less and would be more than happy if you’d pop a cap in their ass (although I’d prefer the head). Anyway, these spells are to be used by experienced blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. Don’t do it unless you’re willing to deal with the consequences.
Love Spells
Take some home made red play-doh like clay, a piece of square paper and a pen. On the paper, write “(your name) + (crush’s name)” inside of a heart with the word forever written on the bottom of the heart. Fold the paper from corner to corner 3 times. Take the clay and mold it around the paper into the shape of a heart saying “(your name) and (crush’s name) will be together forever or until this paper touches the air again.” When I made this spell, I had the stipulation on it. In theory, you could take the stipulation off, but my partner in crime tells me that it might be a bad idea because all spells need stipulations in order to not jinx yourself (although she said it much more verbosely, I figured I’d simplify it for you).
Good Luck
Write on a green slip of paper:
“Oh, great Mother of Earth
Give me Strength
Honor me with your luck
And in your Debt shall I be.”
Take 1 teaspoon of nutmeg, 2 mint leaves, and 1 honetsuckle’s honey and put it into 1 cup of water. Boil, stirring occasionally.
Light a green and purple candle placing them 2-3 feet away from each other. Light jasmine incense and put that in the middle of the candles. Take an orange, black, purple and a quartz stone and hold them over the incense.
Take the tea and add a pinch of salt and as much cinnimon as you wish.
Sprinkle one tablespoon onto the paper and let it dry. Then set it to fire with the green candle.
Hold a glass of the tea over the purple candle then drink a sip. Put the rest into a bottle to drink when you feel you need more luck.
Take all candles and snuff them out. Snuff out the incense.
Power/ Strength
Boil 1 cup of water with 3 bay leaves, 2 teaspoons of sugar, and 1 tablespoon cinnimon.
Take an orange cloth and fold it in half. Sew 2 of the remaining 3 open sides with orange thread.
Place a magnet, a crystal, and a moonstone into the “pillow”
Light a red and a white candle placing them 2-3 feet away from each other and either musk or dragons blood incense between the candles.
Take a sip of the tea.
Put 6 carnations over the incense. Touch the candles, then the carnations.
Cut off the stems of the carnations and stuff the flowers into the pillow.Sew the last end of the pillow shut.
Put the tea away for safe keeping.
Burry the pillow.
Snuff out the candles and incense.
When feeling weak, take another sip of the tea.
Clairvoyance
Banishing
Break Love
Reversals
Mix 1 teaspoon of rosemary, 1 teaspoon marjoram, and 1 drop of lavender oil into 1/4 cup of water. Stir well and let sit for 24 hours.
Arrange a black and an indigo candle 2-3 feet apart and place a bowl of salt between them. Put an orange and a black stone on opposite sides of the bowl making a square.
Light a stick of dragon's blood incense and put it into the bowl of salt.
Take a red rose by the stem and turn it around the square first clockwise, then counter-clockwise.
Dip the rose into the salt.
Put 3 drops of the fragrent water onto the rose.
Dab one drop behind your left ear, one on your third eye, and one on your right palm.
Put out the candles using the water, as with the incense.
Burry the rose outside.
Voodoo Dolls (or Poppets)
Money
Death
Dreams
Divisions (or Religions)
There are many different religions out there for pagans. You all know about Wicca, and if you don’t then you don’t belong here. I will focus on some lesser known divisions of paganism. First thing you must determine is whether you want to be “good,” “evil,” or “neutral.” You can be any of these things in all religions, but some work better for your persona than others. Another thing you should do is check out the Vampirism section before you decide on a pagan religion. Another thing you might want to check out is the Lycanthropy site to see if you fit into that better. For anyone who is thick headed enough to think that there is no such thing as vampires or shape-shifters needs to leave and not come back. After that, ask yourself if you are in this for the long haul. If so, then study up on all these divisions I give to you. Let me remind you that most of these are not easily found, so if the site is inactive, sorry. Not my fault, but I’ll put the address right next to the link. These are all outside links, therefore I have no control over what you may or may not find on the site blah, blah, blah. Basically, if you can’t determine what is fact from fantasy, you should not be a part of the human race. Go shoot yourself so we don’t have to put up with meatheads like you.