Yo Mama's Pictures

Hello everyone and welcome to our website! Ash and Em's Page of Horror! ::ahem:: Yes...anywho...

• Have you ever wanted to just watch a movie and think...."Wha...?"
• If so, you've come to the right place! Here at Yo Mama's Pictures, you'll find movies just like that!
• We're now completely up and running so hold onto your hats and glasses...and please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times... Recently I finished remodeling the place so it's not only our beloved movies (being offered right now for a teeny tiny $5! :D I sound like a car salesman...how scary ;.;), you'll also find an addition barrell full of our insanity right here for free!
• Below are some links. (Woo-hoo) So please view at your discretion and please...please!!...mentenganse alejados de las puertas!! (^.^ Thanks for the spelling on that, my darling Mark!)

Last Updated December 6, 2000

Yo Mama's Movie List (w/ free samples soon! e.e Maybe...hopefully)
Insanity Corner! This is where you can find weekly insanity without the drugs!
Um..Who might this Em be?
Yea...And this Ash chick? Who's she?
Weekly Poll (NEW SECTION!)
News and What's Coming soon.
Em's Anime Zoo (Heehee, my other little website devoted to anime *.*)
Links-R-Us (Pretty self explanitory, ne?)

Enjoy our page! (Yes, I am aware that this isn't the best page in the world...but...humor me. ^.^ And fear not, my compadres...soon enough this page will be overflowing with useless stuff) Oh yes...and.. Do you have questions? Comments? Feedback? A number to a good shrink? E-mail us below!