Very few people know this, but I spent time in the military doing covert operations for the G.I. Joe team. Yo Joe! I was trained as a ninja in Storm Shadow's clan by the Hard Master and the Soft Master. No, that doesn't mean what you might think. "Hard" and "Soft" refer to styles of martial arts. I am, indeed, a complete bad ass with all silent weapons and small arms.

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