I like stuff, if you agree, send me an e-mail and if you're a mime, or a christmas caroler, fuckin stay away from my house.
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NOTE: If any of these philosophies are actually intelligent, keep in mind that Shakespeare was a pothead too.
What's your favorite? My favorite's pencil. My second favorite's green.
What would happen if future civiallations came and saw our documents, and marvelled at their beauty, and the knowledge it contains. And then they said "What the fuck? I can't read this."
If there is a god, how come no one will buy any of these fucking bibles?
man i got ordna tellinmetotypeshifucdat
40% of American Consumers have lessened confindence. Yet Business Promiseableness has gone up 52%. And if this Math makes any sense to you, then you probably helped George W. Bush win the election.
Until you acknowledge that you are an overweight, fat piece of shit that has lost all ounce of skill you may have once had, you haven't really lived at all.
What if the whole universe is just the stage for an alien insects dream, and we are the players? Or what if you, or me, is just in a coma and is dreaming the world right now and in the real world we all look like popsicle sticks? Or what if time is just a creation of man and the universe has been here forever? Or what would happen if I threw flaming bowling pins at my dog?
What do you get when you cross a monkey and a mongoose?
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I really don't know. E-mail me.
Half the world will be killed by mad-cow disease.
Half the world will be killed by global warming.
The other half will be die from depression from those killed by mad cow disease, and global warming.
And it's all George W Bushs fault.
Ah, I'm tired...sleepy...bed...in bed...mmm...comfy...soft...firm...nice...OH THAT'S NICE...yeah...mmm...that's REALLY nice...oh, I'm gonna sleep GOOOOOOOOD tonight...fluffy...soft...man, this comfiness really deserves some apperciation...mmm, nice...
DAMNIT NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO SLEEP! STOP BEING SO DAMN COMFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Response to Monkey and Mongoose question:
[From ChippityPippity@aol.com] - Welch's Grape Juice. Dat Stuff is Good! (Contest now closed cause no one cares).
Further proof internet advertising is dead...
How can someone be "armed with a handgun?" Shouldn't he be armed with an "armgun?" I guarentee you're not gonna hit anything unless you put some arm into it.
Don't trust them smilers: they're selling something that doesn't work.
Stay away from 50 year old guys named Skip. Or anyone that calls Charles Manson "Chuck."
