Think about it. “The Tom Green Show.” “The Ben Stiller Show.” “The Andy Dick Show.” Then “THE JORDAN SCHMIDT SHOW.” It FUCKING SUCKS. It’s not so normal it’s funny, like “Tom Green,” but not weird or instantly distinguishable like “Andy Dick.” My last name will be something like Kaiser, or McFayden.
This page will link to other pages of mine, which focus on different cool stuff. This page itself will contain cool comics, short movies, and Flash cartoons. YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.
Stop by here often, so when I’m famous you can tell all your friends “When he was just a kid I used to look at JORDAN SCHMIDT/KAISER/MCFAYDEN’S WEB PAGE and it was really FUCKING AWESOME.” And then they’ll look at you weirdly and say “WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?” You then will have an isolated social life, never marry or see any of your loved ones. But please do it anyway. I’LL FEEL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE IF YOU DO.
