One day I went to a bank. I went to the teller and asked if I could have my money. He said I need cards and codes and documents. But I didn't know what he was talking about. So I called him a shithead gave him the finger. After that, he took a gun and pointed it at my head. I screamed "DAMN SEMITE AMERICANS!" It's just because I'm German, right? Now, many people were looking at me and giving me very bad looks. And before I was shot, I said "Heil Hitler!" But I'm NOT RACIST.
One day a guy who had a website was very sad. He said "No one likes my site. I should kill myself." And he did, because he was poor and Jewish. Now let me tell you about ANOTHER guy that had a website. I don't know if he's Jewish though. He was sad to for the same reason. So he said "Maybe I should try to get a bunch of Goths to come to my site. They spend so much time online that I'd explode with traffic." So he whined and whined and whined. And then, just as he predicteed, he got traffic from scary, manipuliated by the world, freaks of nature. But then they started saying "WE SHALL NOT PRIASE YOU'RE SITE IF YOU DON'T WORSHIP THE DEVIL." So then, the boy whose religious background I do not know, decided that he would no longer target his site to goths. And he changed all the whining to things that were actually true, and felt fuffiled in his purpose. Unless if he was Jewish. HAHA! Can't understand German can you? You'd have to know about babelfish.com to figrue out what I'm saying! HAHAHAHA! Oh shit, where's the DELETE key...
