more drunk bastards
alcohol, my permanent accessory
alcohol, a party time necessity
alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
o alcohol, i still drink to your health
i love you more than i did the week before i discovered alcohol
forget the café lattés, screw the raspberry iced tea
a malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me
alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
when someone else is picking up the bill
i love you more than i did the week before i discovered alcohol
o alcohol, would you please forgive me,
but while I cannot love myself
i'll use something else
i thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do
i thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
but now i know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
to walk the fine line between self control and self abuse
i love you more than i did the week before i discovered alcohol
would you please ignore that you found me on the floor trying on your camisole
o alcohol, would you please forgive me,
but while I cannot love myself
i'll use something else
would you please forgive me?