My Pet Peeves

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Adam Sandler Pet Peeves

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I can't stand when my toothbrush falls in the sink!
I can't stand toilets that don't flush properly - waste of time.
I can't stand when someone says, "This reeks - smell it."  I don't wanna smell it if it reeks.
I can't stand it when someone eats chips and wipes their hands on your couch.
I can't stand it when your shit splashes water on your ass when you dump. (especially in public washrooms)
I can't stand using up time to cover the toilet seat in a public washroom.
I can't stand it when I'm watching "Late Great Movies on City Tv" because they never tell you the title of the movie during commercial break.  Then, when you go to the t.v.- guide channel to see what the movie is, your always at like channel 57.  So you think to yourself you'll come back and make it for when channel 7 comes, and when you do, it's at channel 14!
I can't stand fat girls with skinny legs.
I can't stand it when someone lends you a pen, and while your thinking, you put the pen to your mouth.  Then you forget that the pen has all these chew marks on it.
I can't stand it when I sleep on my arm and wake up with it feeling dead.  Then I wig out cuz it seems like i'll never gain feeling in it again.
I can't stand dirty, white socks.
I can't stand spiders.  They're too sneaky.
I can't stand Tu Lee from the Downy Wrinkle Remover commercial.  He has a face like a frying pan.
I can't stand germs.  Ew, especially when people don't cover their mouths when they sneeze.  I always, always hold my breath if they don't.
I can't stand the mullet hair-cut.  You know, when 80's women wear their hair with teased bangs.  Then they throw in the ever-popular faded black jeans and sneakers.
I can't stand it when grubby adults wear professional sport team winter parkas.  Go Ti Cats!
Nine Things that Really Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat it?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE,I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

8. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

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