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in alphabetical order...
Darcy
Jackal
Jimmy
Joe
Josh
Levely
Phil
Rodney
Sills
TBone
Wayne
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Darcy

When I first met this tall, lanky, dude, he was known to many as a ping-pong God. However, it has been revealed to us that he isn't invincible, and can be beaten (by me personally, as I surgically dismembered him with my punishing smashes).  Darcy enjoys playing basketball and golf.  His favourite player is Vince Carter.  No but seriously, i don't know his favourite player, it might be Tbone.  He's a good friend of TBone and Jackal.  And has also told me that he loves taking advantage of the McDonald's "2 can dine for $7.99" special.  Of course he doesn't share it with anyone, and what goes on behind closed doors is none of our business.  Oh, and according to legend, Darcy has seen Levely naked too!  But he likes girls and has even given us some suggestions on how to please the almighty "Woman" :)  

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Jackal
Jackal is his code name.  Jeph is his real name.  During the day the Jackal can be found tirelessly working on his computer and crunching gargantuous amounts of numbers.  Well, either that or he's at school.  He enjoys playing "GlobeTrotters" and never shies away from a good curling match.  Lacking in muscle, the Jackal makes up for it with sheer quickness and unmatched agility.  He is a former member of the Sherwood Thugz gang, and now lives a life of laughter and happiness.  Jackal is a proud product of McMaster U and is now preparing himself for an arduos journey in the IBM world! 

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Jimmy

Jimmy is a rare breed.  Born from parents each 10 stories high if they were afoot, their son resembles them immensely.    He is tall, 10'6" to be exact.  He's heavy, 400lbs or so.  He dunks balls with his feet, and eats little boys and girls for breakfast.  He has an eye for crotch, and if your stupidly not paying attention, he'll pinch your nuts with no remorse.  This unforgiven giant now lurks in the swamps of PEI, putting on shows for the curious.  Gossip has it, that Jimmy leads the nation is scoring.  If he does, I can see his pearly white smile all the way from my shadowy basement.  But on the serious note, Jimmy really likes to grab your nuts.  And he's a nice guy.

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Joe

Have you met anyone who has to be different?  Have you met Joe?  This guy will park his car on the street sideways, blocking traffic.  He'll drive backwards for miles.  Can anyone stop him?  They've handed him many tickets and refered to him as a "reckless driver".  Joe doesn't care, he chews it up and spits it back in their face.  No really, it's true.  But beneath his devilish side, lies a kind and gentle man.  One who is always longing for comraderie.  One who thinks first about his friends and does everything in his power to get us together.  This man is superhumanly intelligent and owns an extensive vocabulary. Joe is a master of accents.  I've actually sampled "the Aussie", "the Brit", "the Braveheart", and countless more!  He enjoys reading, walking, socka', and boars.  Joe too is preparing himself for a new career, in consultation.  Look for him somewhere in Toronto next year, and just maybe, just maybe, he'll draw you something, cuz he's really good at art too!

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Josh

Some say Josh is intimidating.  Some say he's an a%^hole.  But what do I say?  I say here's a man who knows what he wants and what he wants is to intimidate you hehe.  I first met Josh on the basketball courts of old Brebeuf.  He was like 6'1" in grade 9.  But what I saw was this rather portly kid playing the Point!  This kid was fast, fast for a big guy.  I'm not sure if he still is, but I do know that he's still a big guy.  Josh enjoys sports, West Wing, and a whole whack load of other things.  He's a teacher.  He teaches Gr. 8 and really enjoys what he does.  What he also really enjoys is tadpoles.  Josh loves tadpoles and everything about them.  Tadpole this.  Tadpole that.  Tadpole undies, ah what the hell, why not!  Josh the jesuit is also the chairman of our summer retreats to his secluded French River cottage where we swim and have a marvelous time.

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Levely

Levely was my first friend in highschool.  We played bball together and were actually very bad examples for others.  I remember being late with this guy in everything we did, I think it's cuz he forced me to.  He never really drank till grade 12, but when he did it was a disaster.  One time he got so polluted that he passed out in my bathroom.  My mother woke up and told him to go downstairs and put some clothes on!  He was lying there in his undies.  Lol, but that's Lev for ya.  Currently, he is the constant host of Levely's Palace - our watering hole.  He used to work for EOE and made a fortune, now Trump works for Xerox.  Lev is a good guy and he too likes to gather the boys for some nasty porno flicks.  If you have ever talked to Trump, you'd know it, not too hard to forget a guy like this one.

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Phil

Now here's a nice guy.  Philly is always looking for a good time.  He's always interested in what you have to say and doesn't care if you burp in his face.  He's the older brother of my good friend Angie, whom I met Philly through.  Phil likes to laugh and drink at the same time.  He likes cars, cars, cars!  He's also into chicks.  Actually, he's engaged to one of them right now.  hehe.  They live in Burlington now (him and Jenny), and they too like to always have their door open.  Philly works for Black and Decker and is always a phone call away. 

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Rodney

Ahhh yes, my good friend sammo.  Rod is the consummate all round good guy.  He will never ever stab you and will never ever make a decision.  If it came down to one deciding vote and it was Rod, he'd say, "Doesn't matter to me..."  Rod will never want to hurt your feelings and may insult you in a mild way, but complement you as well, thus nullifying the fact that he ever made fun of you.  He has quads, boy does he have quads.  Back in the day we used to crack walnuts with those cement pillars.  I've known Rod a long time too, I remember being at a pool party and him hoisting me up on his shoulders like I was a chick or something!  Currently, Rodney is stashed away in Orillia where he toils in the offices of the dreaded OPP.  Rod likes guns and stuff.  But also likes alot of other things.  Some of it useless - like the names of actors and actresses that you've never heard of and probably never of again.  I guess that's why Rod's so good at the TV guide crosswords.

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Sills

When I first met Sills I...actually I can't remember when I first met Sills, aka D.A.R.R.Y.L.  But I do know that this is a quality mack-daddy.  Legend has it, that this guy can bring back women at will.  A budding basketball star, Darryl is a fanatic about girls.  He hails from Belleville where education is secondary to sex.  Sills is also a proud product of McMaster U and was introduced to me through Joe and Jackal.  Always looking for a party, you can be sure to count on Sills.  However, don't count on him to win you any money in poker, because frankly, he's no good.  This is based on his past performances.  Next year you can find Sills working in the commerce business as well :)

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Tbone

A man's man, Tbone came to me in a dream.  He said, "Reggie, I wanna hold your hand."  So I took it and Tommy took me to the promised land.  It was a land of porno chicks and hookers.  Tommy loves his women.  Tommy loves everything about women.  The way they talk, the way they walk.  He mine as well have a snake on his face.  Tommy is caring though.  He couldn't hurt a fly.  Though he is a retired grappler and all.  Tommy is strong.  He once lifted 500 lbs.  right over his head.  Strong yes.  Fast no.  That's why he walks.  He enjoys long strolls in the glow of the moon.  He enjoys golf.  In fact he is the best golfer I know, at least that what I like to say.  He likes sports too and insurance.  Don't get him started on insurance, you see that's what he gets schooling for, insurance.  One thing I am sure of though, is that Tommy can be counted on, he IS insurance.

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Wayne

Ahh yes, Dwayne.  The man around the corner.  This thug is my constant come-with guy.  He comes with me all the time, whether he likes it or not.  Trained in the art of lacrosse, Wayne now plays for the professional lacrosse team - Columbus Land Sharks.  The thing I like about Wayne is that he's not shy about anything.  You want something said to someone, he'll say it.  You think some chick's hot, he'll woo her.  Got poo stuck in your cornhole?  Dwayne is first in line.  Wayne has been a good friend outta Barton for a long time as well.  When I first met him I thought he smoked.  His teeth were yellowish, but after further explanation, I found out he was eating a banana freezie.  I think.  Anyways, he doesn't smoke and he does drink.  Wayne likes to get drunk and get all thuggy with ya, and if you can't take it, he'll sense it, and your done.  But other than being tough, he's funny too.  He's the one who brought us famous phrases such as "Shit Tooth" and "Pillow Biter".  Ahhh yes, Dwayne.

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