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A Word From Liz...

*Elizabeth **Sofie

*Howdy all! Unlike most of the rest of this site, this is MY page! MUAHAHAHAHA! Or at least, Sofie is letting me type the intro....Aaaaanyway....I'm sitting here scarffing lots of scrumptious choco crud and swiggin' Fufu Berry Soda at Sofies house when she decides to ditch me and work on this web thingy. (Thanks alot! ***sniffles*** ^_~) Me being the brilliant shining ex-star of da Choir, and a bit of a ham, I weasled my way back into the spot light by offering to write this annoying intro which most of you will probably be too lazy to read. ***ducks as various objects come hurtling towards her.*** Now then, on to the fun stuff. This page is dedicated to the stuff that makes the Choir what it is. The shmooze, the gossip, more specifically the inside jokes(known by their scientific name as crap). =D So, without further ado, a much longer list than is sane of impossibly insane, "ya had to have been there," jokes. Enjoy. No really, enjoy. Right now. Yup.

Well! What are you all still reading this lousy intro for?! Skip like normal human beings darn it!

SssssssUUuuuuuRRRRrrrrrrrgGGGGGggggggEEEEEeeee!!!!!!!......!!!!!!.... @_@Elizabeth Roberts (and you thought she'd actually go away.)

 

Inside Jokes

 

Thanks to Homie G for sending em in! We collaborated on the comments. ENJOY!

Beds on Broadway

They're going after Sarra no matter what, she'll never escape!

Our gay, assraping, drug using previous room inhabitants

The pull out bed was contaminated with dried blood, glass, dirt, and what

looked like the end of a syringe

Orgy suite

Well, there were the gay guys in the bed and then there were others on the

OTHER bedÉ maybe in the bathtubÉ who knows?

Call 1-800-sarrasscarybeds.com

She sells 'em now

Krusty

Well, he has those giant feet

Jolly green giant

UmmmÉ well, I don't think I REALLY need to say anything

Butan

The Boah Sofie wants to bed wrestle with

Condom=gundam

Sofie needs to clean out her ears (Sofie: I just hear what I want to hear)

The lone gundam

Wrong channel

Ass raping with toes

Well, girls don't have dicks, what else to butt-rape with? (starbursts too)

Brandon = satan

He messes with Sarra's head wayyy too much

Threesome, twosome, onesome

WellÉ we got the little mini orgy, the lovers, and the lonely guy looking at

posters of Rei

Phantom dicks

You'll NEVER KNOW!!! WAH ah HA HA H AH!

Freaky t.v.

We thought it was Angela but it was really the ghosts in our room because she

wasn't there. On.. .OffÉ ONÉ Off

Whore hair

Well, it was up all dayÉ I couldn't help that it made me look like a whore

Remember the Alamo

Angela's catch phrase

Yehaw, y'all

We couldn't say them in Texas without feeling like we were making fun of them

natives

Don't mess with Texas

Oh, we wanted that t-shirt so bad!

Don't do smoke, don't drug

Some speech problems have we

Tai chi, chai tea

I'm going to do some chai tea... What, tai chi? no...chai tea...

Tom's truck

Dorkuss

One of Sarra and Parv's catch phrases

Micky Mouse's sex talk

*mickey mouse voice* Hello boys and girls! I'm Mickey mouse! Ho ho ho! Let's talk about the birds and the bees! Meet my assistant, Minnie Mouse. Together, we will demonstrate... *yoink* *gets dragged off stage*

Teacher Parvaneh

Same thing as above...kind of..

Constipation

Sarra needs a homemade enema (aka: prunes)

I got the Heebie Jeebies

So I turn to sofie on the plane while listening to the Finger Eleven CD and I

said to her, I said, "I GOT THE HEEBIE JEEBIES!!"

Earl and Wayne the Plane Drivers

"What're they called again? Plane Drivers?" "PilotsÉ" "Oh! WellÉ I like plane

driver better"

Elf Orgy

Elf quest!

Sure why not?

Sofie's half hearted, monotone response

I got the heebie jeeÉ bejeb.. jebaheabajebies

Angela can't speakÉ or maybe she's an old manÉ (I like the latter)

Sofie fell off the bed

laughing

Banana flavored condomsÉ the fencer food

Toothbrushes

the multi-purpose tool *cringes*

Gouche, gouche, gouche, droit, gouche

Vive la france!

Fans that kept us up

They blew...literally

Chalupa incident *wink wink*

middle aged Texan women in food courts wink at me, should I be flattered?

Sporadiclasp

An added bonus you get along with the cathedral dresses

Marijuana sheets

They smelled like Marraige-ya-wanna!

Children, SATAN lives in your bowels. Now let us expell these evil demons...

to be said in a "Dubya" accent of course.

30 year old drunken bachelor

Courty, yep that's him in 15 years

sam and indecent exposure

That's Sam in 15 years

the oh-oh song

Sarra's interpration of the Invocation Peace song

sofie's pentagonal nose

        it IS a pentagon! It really IS!!! (at least it's not an octagon...)

scary toilet

It didn't flush. it threatened to flood our hotel room with our own excrement.

chocolate dick

POCKY!!!

tommy boy=my boy

Something to do with Tom of blink 182, I am almost certain

prick fingering/finger pricking

In some company it is perfectly acceptable to prick your finger but extremely

rude to finger your prick

*Russian voice* surrenderÉ.. your underpants

One of my random momentsÉ no idea why

Shalln't we?

Angela gets credit, I do believe

I'm twice the whore than you are

Parv sure is.

You got more legs than a bucket of chicken wings/pogo stick/man with no legs

Failed pick up lines

Closet Abercrombie wearer rip

Courty

Giant swollen asses

YaOooooo I! (and it's aftermath) Quatre *snickers* now we know why his ass is bigger than trowa's...

Pickled penises

In a jar...in the KITCHEN!

Relaxitives

Dr. Wrights own brand

The microphoneÉ or so Sofie thought (I was sorely mistaken *shudder*)

I'll never wash this cd again

"you wash your cd's?!" "ÉnoooÉ"

We should go to sleep tomorrow because we have a big day today

Sarra's sharp teeth salon (we don't need no fucking scissors)

Casually menstruate

er...mention

Would you like to cumÉ to my concert

What was on Sarra's mind here...?

I don't like your dad, he gave birth to you. I mean...he helped

My dad gave birth to NO ONE! Y'here! And it's angela's problem if she don't

like tall peopleÉ I do.. it's all my brother and my pappy's doing

Shaving his dick off

Sarra...undoubtedly Sarra...

Hi.. I don't know you butÉ *snore*

WellÉ I think it's a good solution! (It works)

"riding" the quatre tractor

It was only once! *looks around suspiciously* *bolts*

Your ass is where things live and grow

Phillip Bumgardner. I feel sorry for that poor boah.

Incest that creep among the asses and burrow in their rectums

A parody on the invocation piece (just couldn't resist...)

No, Mango hates you *bum slap*

from snl...

Shhhuu.. szu.. shyshÉ courty

I can't talk

Shnerhey

Shner...HEY! At ze airOporto

Durrhey

from MST

Shmerf/snerf

common misspellings

Courty's drafty

reason: UNKNOWN

Mini Me- Minuh Muh...Menema!

it's logical...right?...RIGHT?!?!?

1xF

A rare GW pairing (F=ferret)

LORD! I am so TIRED! How LONG can this go ON?

Courtesy of Big Dumb face. Comes in CWG version too (constipated white girl)

He dyes his own sticks

Seagull of course... (CAW!)

He sips Mr. Geddes's tea

*flaps wings*

PORNOMOGRAPHIC

*old man voice* if she ain't got no legs it aine no pornomographic...nope...nope (also arms, nose, butt)

I'm not inebriated...I'm DRUNK!

Lick mah nose...BITCH!

(talking to Zorro, of course)

MBC

Mauled By Cats-our band name

Buttmonkeys on Parade

Our #1 hit song

Loofa Song

Other single

Jules and his "switch"

Yes, we can "turn him on"

C30A18. (backwards two) there is no backwards two on the computer...)

The Yuri-inducing drug.

*HAAAAAAHHH????

*Death-BY BILLIBOO *makes upward finger motion*

*Billy Bob Joe Joe and Billy Bob Joe Shirley

*Hot dog ____ (insert word that sounds like warty)

*SNEAKY PRIEST!!!

*It tastes like a puddle, but I can't put it down!

*It says sharks, so where are the bears?

*VINE-YOCHIO!!!

*No soup for you!

*No bubbles for you!

*M(N)EeeEeERrF!

*Until that one fateful night...

*heart-shaped bed

*Maureen

*You said semen, SIR!

*The SS big pile of...

*My name is SSS and I am SSS...

*Dilly the Gerbil (who happens to be a hamster)

*Mommy...gotta mess up the kitchen...

*Once a moon...(my shit turns to beer)

*Sne..

*Trowski

*scottish accent* whooooo's yer dog?-it came straight from the king of the leprechaun's mouth.

tinkerbell-please...don't ask. you don't want to know.

multiple personality psychiatrist

damn you mutt-Angela's do-it-yourself therapy.

tickle me elmo-"HHhHheEeE! That TICKLES!" he humps everything. The carpet... and also gets anal raped by a dasani water bottle

"courty goes to bed too early. *looks at watch with a goofy expression* My watch is bluuuue. Courty's a smurf"-ADD girl strikes again!

it's gotta be me-suuuure it does angela

"Hey guys! last night i got some action. And I scored twice!!!" In Angela's world the meanings:

action: fighting w/ someone (sam)

Scoring: Putting a jacket or sweatshirt on her head (namely courty and sam's) And yes... you can score with yourself.

tibbling my noes-The CRAWWW! The crawfish is tibbling my noes!-

that chafes!-most everything chafesm, says angela. The first was angela's bra. Then a sleeping bag

that squeaks!-it's a good thing "so clean it squeaks!"-angela

foof-another angela word. I called amber one. *stuart voice* NOoo! You foof!

crazy old maurice, always good for a crap-this one is a kathaumxw joke revised. *imagines maurice slamming seat open and shut like an alligator* eeEeEvvil toilet!!!

*sings* The cold wind blows over the water....the salt wind blows over the sea...the harsh wind blows over the mountains..and brings a DEAD OTTER to me....-Well...so i was in the car with parv and she forgot the words and said "dedodda" But i heard Dead Otter. ^_^

that's not seaweed, that's crap-more otter stuff...

*crazy preacher voice* by the power of the cell phone, i command you! ARRIVE!-

making an ass of ourselves-Oh yeah...me and nina did this in front of Wufei

hick bed-yup. The floor was scary...you see. It sure scared the hell outta trowa. *gasps for breath* "These bodies... I don't know of they're dead or alive"

parvaneh's dying-she really is.

i will kick you in the shins repeatedly, do you wish to comply *translate to russian accent*-yes...because i am eugene from rhassia!

*cheezy pickup line* I seem to have fallen out of my bed...May I sleep in yours?

parvaneh's voice-ya know...on the phone... *cracks up* errrrrrm...yeah

stairway to heaven-that song is awesome. but long...very long. To stand around watching a bum play it. He got VERY into it.

inhaling a dollar-that's angela. With the precious dollar that had once been held in sam's hands.

kum ba ya with one chord-HELL YEAH!!! It can be done! Parv will testify! And we will sit on the sidewalk w/ guiatars in our own filth scaring the general public.

spit on the bed, chewing the izone-she spit on *my* bed! and then she stole it! And she chewed on i-zone pictures. Yummeh

el squirto-*shudders* Angela and her nasty ass food. Green and red ketchup, oil, tartar sauce, mustard. *barfs*

Us men-i do too like arcades. If i had had some tokens, i would have been one happy camper! "so anyway courty..."

Baby, you're so hot that if i was a pot roast, I'd be DONE!-angela does not seem to understand the underlying sexual reference. *shakes head*

chiseled-oHhhhh yeah. That calendar...

 

*demonic voice* merry christmas courty...

This is your worst nightmare...giving you the gift of...

KEEPING YOUR LIFE!

*answering machine beep*

 

be one with the she-it, rama rama ding ding-shit happens, hare krishna style

with our powers combined we are captain planet *theme song*-we ARE!

*russian accent* DANCE *slams fists on table* hehehehehe!

TBS-"would you like some fries with that?" Ah yes, we all have our tbs moments, don't we?

you know what i can't do? salsa! you know what i can do? be annoying! *dances*

We summon you master paul *bows* we summon you master paul *bows*

it can go to hell and burn and rot FOREVER!!!-that's our parv for ya

sofski, angelofski, parvanofski, ninofski! (when angela becomes dictator)-NooOo sofski! Don't push the red button! *sofski pushes button*

angemala

WU WU WU WUFEI!

we have to.... kill someone!

donald duck on crack/diareah-oh god...just ask us to demonstrate

*sings* This is how we reape the crops, reap the crops, reap the crops. This is how we reap the crops so far up in our noses-*crings

*thumps chest* u wanna piece of me?-so i guess guys get a different idea when girls say it

where is middle man?-fun song. teaches kids from an early age to flick eachother off.

eating playdo off feet-the horror! never again...i hate little kids...

Parvaneh's a chipmunk-*forgets this joke*

my di A phragm-heh...i guess we didn't exactly punch angela in the abs... Speeeeaking of diaphragms...

grumbly old man-rhasdlrfasdgflfghzdxfvhxg

bleagh-yup, that's our angela

hargh-not argh, or ha but HARGH! HAAAAARGH!!!

bicken and cheef-why eat plain old chicken or beef when you can have cheef? Or even better, BICKEN!! Much better than spam...because it's imitation spam, you see!

The Loofa superstore- yes, with the german loofa music in the background and the giant magnet. And every conveivable loofa product. As well as bicken and cheef.

Hey, let's do lunch sometime!

And Quatre...

Aww, screw the lunch part

Let's just do quatre!!

Quatre's gorgeous ABS-Well c'mon...do we have any evidence that he doesn't??

Do you think we're...sexy?-Evidently someone does..heh...

UNDERPANTS!!!

Lords of the Underwear!!!!-erm...underworld...

3 hrs. talking about pickles, shit, and anal rape-yes, it is so fun to be a schizophrenic old woman who sells pickles and eats shit. Hehhhhh Oh, there's a song too. But I'm too lazy to write it out. It's called Anal Rape (it hurts your ass) I think you get the picture...

*Hey look everybody! It's the ZOO!!

Um...angela...that's the University of washington...

Hey look everybody!! It's the U!!!

 

*I want...ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD!!!-bacon or sausages? Both? Nope, Angela's only satisfied w/ all the food in the world.

*Oy gespuchen-In yiddish this means=I'm exhausted.

*in demonic voice* LATKES!!!

*Beacoup de FROmage (pronounced=BOO-COO duh FRO mahge) Hammmburgersss....yumm

*I am Eugene...From Russia!! Please let me talk to Paul! I need the homework because I am going back to russia tommorrow!-Heh, Yimmy is one funny dude.

*Suction Cups-hehe...silly eugene...climbing up on the christmas ships with suction cups. "SofieEeEeEEEEeEe!" He yells as he falls...

*Trowa? Trowa! TroWwWwWwa..... ^_^ From my trowa comic. I guess you'll just have to take a peek at it now. I'm sure you'll understand.

*Deranged Eskimos-Yup, that would be me and parv w/ her furry hat and mah furry hoodie.

*Tumor-Y'all remember that i-zone pic of parv at camp w/ the double exposure of me on it? You could call me a tumor...or even an...ALIEN BEBEHHHH!

*JUA JUA JUA JUA!!!-Nina's mating call..

*My name is MEEEEAAAAALLLL......MEAL PACKAGE!!!-Parv reminded me of this one from Kathaumwx. Go liz!

*Tle luckiest food in the world!-would be a poppyseed muffin to be exact. Why exactly, I am not quite sure...

*Now THAT'S class!-Ah, what class angela has. Her lovely socks and *cough*nose picking*cough*

ALIEN BEBEHHHHHHS!-Yeah, this might make more sense explained in person. It has to do w/ Dr. Wright. Think about it...

I have never....BEEN DEFEATED!!!-Suuuuuure ya haven't angela...

F*** you b****!-gee, it took me a while to put this up. A popular phrase w/ parv.

The Phone is connected to the...sauna... The sauna's connected to the...loofa... The loofa's connected to the ....panda.... The Panda's connected to the hello kitty... And they're all screwing with the loofa...hehehe....hyperness

Jimmy is a Werman. He does not deserve to breathe-the air...-from the Whole Nine Yards. Angela's famous quote.

Now we know. We know now. Now know we. We now know. Know we now. Know now we.-Uhhh, I don't know....

IDIT-MUahahahah! Who's the idit now, huh parv? I thouht I said red. Oh well, I guess I'm an idit too. 0.o

The joke that I'd like to put down, but I can't ...um...spell. Hehe

Hhhhhhhot guy- Done best if said while pretending to cough or sneeze. I did this at kathaumxw a lot...because of all the hot guys!

Standing on my ass-I don't remember how this one originated exactly, but it seems physically impossible. If anyone could do it, it would be Angela!

Scrubby Butt-Our liiiitle Loofa-Angela's oh so cute but sadly oh so flatulent doggie.

LOoooOOOoOFffFfffAAaaAA-Haha, it all started w/ the fumes from angela's sauna. Now everything is a loofa, even a phone. Here are some of it's more popular uses.

"May the loofa be with you"-Nina's got credit for this

"Go suck a crusty loofa"-That's what i say a lot.

*New

A.D.I.D.A.Z.

We are the Sailor Senshi!

Sailor Moon-Nina

Sailor Mars-Parvaneh

Sailor Venus-Sofie

Sailor Jupiter-Alia? Or was she Pluto? ACK!

Sailor Uranus-Angela

"Make Fun of Me!"-Sorry sarra! This one's pretty old, but still used!

Hehehe=fartfartfart

Parvan"eh" Angus

Sarra "make fun of me" Sharif

Angela "I have better abs than you" Hughes

Nina "George Clooney" Zendejas

Sofie "Mary" Sparkman

Keaaaaannnnnuuuuuu-Like Ashitaka-but better!!! Muahaha

"I like em young"- *shudder* I so didn't wanna know about your little boy fetish, Anglea!!! (jk)

zit popping machine and jumping jacks machine-Ack! How could I have forgotten? These two are way back from Kathaumxw! I seriously think we should market these.

Our new names:It's a crazy thing what dr. pepper can do

Mud=Dum- It shore does Sarra!!!

Funny Butt Crackheads-There is some debate as to whether it is funny butt crackheads or Crackhead Funny Butts. If you've seen Princess Mononoke, you know what I mean. If you haven't seen it, shame on you.

Ashitaka- HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!! *melts into a pile of jelly* Song page and shrine coming soon!!!

Ketchup-Sarra, you are one psycho monkette!!!

*Irish Accent* Are you down with the Jiggies?-An inside joke Liz passed on to us. We miss ya!

Bagonia? Banzai!!!! - Yet another Liz joke!

NYA NYA NYA NYA-It's a funny thing what sleep depravation and Dr. Pepper can do... @_@

Timmmae....Firrrrre-Chat rooms can be verrry strange...

Spatula-hehehe, a giant one, of course...

I vant to sahk...your blood! Buwahh!-Angela! You rock! I can almost do the laugh now...mwaaaah.

"What the hell is a hat crime?"-Liz only repeated this about 50 times. South Park kicks arse!

Translation: It's time for us to screw-Haha, we knew this is what Ashitaka meant...

Faker!!!-Ashitaka...you sly devil you!

loincloth-hehehehe, Did you frame by frame this scene Nina?

François Fishcake-Ack!!! How could we have forgotton him! He is ze sexy french mehn you see...

All 2gether now-YO!!!!:*I don't know who started this or why. But for some reason, standing a in radio studio for loong periods of time does something to your brain. **I remember this one well! We were all outside the radio and were reeeeeaaaaalllly hyper.

The BAAGS:*This being a website accesable to those of a young and impressionable age, I have decided not to provide you with the name of the thing for wwhich the acronime stands. (And if you can figure out that last sentence, you're a better woman than I am!) Needles to say, many disturbing things happen at camp. Parents, lock up you daughters! **Hmm, I think I may have actually come up w/ this one, but who knows that was a while ago. All I know is that it started a legacy...

The Head-Slappin' Bunker Munkettes!: *This is where the BAAGS came from. If you haven't gone down to the old bunkers at Fort Flagler and sung w/your friends, you've missed a ton of crud. **Oh yea! This was tons o fun!

Girls from da choir! ***Waves her hands up and down.***: *It was me, I confess. You never value that strong bond you have with your friends until you leave them behind. I went to the Choir Camp concert, I flipped out. ** Yup yup! That's where I got the title o the page from! ^_^

The Potatoe King: *My sworn enemy! DIE FOUL TUBOR! **Hehe, we used to blame everyhting on this spud gone wrong. Muahaha.

Vavoom Voluptua: *Bride of the Potatoe King! You'd be suprised how many jokes start with Sofie and a bad picture. Not nessisarily in that order. **Hehe, it's true...It's true!!

Sir Spudsalot!: *The Potatoe Kings evil henchman! He first reared his ugly head in a IM conversation that made me laugh so hard I became the color and pattern of a checker board. **Oh yeah! We killed them all! But thanks to the miracles of modern technology, they have been revived!!!! ***dramatic chord*** Yeah yeah, checkers...but can you do plaid?

SWEEt and SALTAY!: *Kettle corn! ***drooole*** What can I say? It was hot, it was a fair, I was hungry, Veronica had food. **Sniff** Sadly, I was not here for this one!

Da more da powa, da bigga da boom!: *Gauntlet Legends rocks! It was late, I had a bucket of Mango Leeche and a Nintendo 64 controler in my hand. Think about it..... **Oh yeah, that game kix arse, too bad I had to die so fast!

Turtle Powa!: *Like I said before, strage things happen at camp. For some reason, Angela, Parv, and I ended up as turtles. I'll never be the same. **I am familiar w/ this joke, but alas, I am not part of the original Turtle Squad. I joined later when I became homie p!

Who gives a flyin' Pickle?: *That poor pickle. No one cares about him except the Panty Moose. **Haha, none of you know who the panty moose is. Your loss, dude.

Stud Muffin: *Among my many interests is a particularly studly cat that Sofie draws by the name of Blaze. One day at choir I remarked that he was a stud muffin. The image in our minds of a bran muffin with flamming hair stuck. Dang. **And a studly muffin at that! My pic of it was pretty deformed though.

Zorro...biiiiiIIIIIIiiiiiig pimpin'!: *Sofie, I swear that cat of yours has it in for the ladies. **Well Liz, I know it seems that way, but he is neudered. I guess he just swings both ways.

Fufu Soda: *It's kinda cool, actin' like a dork (singin' little bunny Fufu in an annoying voice,) in the check out line of an Albertsons at 10:30 at night, and still havin' the tres tres fine check out boy check YOU out! Oh yeah, Sofie was there too. **Darn rite I was!!!

Ok dudes, the next few jokes are gonna be written down by mee, Sofie. I hope y'all enjoyed that interlude by Liz. Most or all of these jokes now occured at Kathaumxw or Camp. Some of them u just had to be there for, so tuff noogies.

The Blankets of Doom and the mattress of LoOoOove: **Well, when you put crazy people such as me, Angela, and Parveneh in a crappy hotel room, weird stuff happens. I probably came up w/ this one around 1:00 in the morning. *OK, so I wasn't there. It's still funny.

Go to the bathroom and bake me a sweater, foo: **Ok, so maybe the word isn't supposed to be foo. This was a funny brainfart of Parveneh's. Also in the middle of the night. *Parv, this is one of you better ones! I never laughed so hard through that whole trip!

F***?: **Right on Parv!!! It CAN be used as a question!!! *Again, I was not there when this particular joke was inventid, however, I made Angela tell me why on earth she had taken to swearing so suddenly.

Angela's a f***er!: **This was the only way we could find out if Angela was awake. She always burst out laughing. Sorry about all the swearing kiddies. *You hear things, you hope to God you imagined them, and then they shove a joke like this in your face.

Planet Sandwich, Morgo, Borgo, Vorgo, Maurice, Jaws: **These were an interesting array of household items found in me, Angela, and Parv's hotel room. They included a bed, a singing sink, an evil shower, a sinister looking gap bag and 2 beds. If you're lost by now....it's ok... *I think I got stuck with their cousins.

***in yoda voice*** You f*** I am?: **An impression of Yoda gone terribly...terribly wrong. *Let's not go there shall we?

Angela's blowing chunks out of her arse: **Ok, so it wasn't arse. You get the picture. *The picture is all too vivid I'm afraid. I'm still laughing.

Skater Guys ***DDdDDddRRrrRrROoolOOolLLl: **There were some seriously hot skaters in Canada! Me, Parv, and Sarra have the pictures to prove it too! They had nice Abbbbbbsss... But still not rivals to Angela's. *We were cramed in a van, Sofie, Parv, and Sarra hadn't seen a decent boy for days, it was SCARY.

Angela the pirate: **So having bell's palsy is no funny thing. But we sure thought angela made a darn good pirate. *All I can say is "Arrrr!"

The dancing post ghost: Ok...so maybe I can't see that well without my glasses.....heh... *A dancing post?! No, wait, I don't wanna know....

PARMA: ***does little parma dance***: **Ok, you had to be there, seriously. *Does this have anything to do with cheese?

Monkey Friends: **Me n Sarra Dude. *makes monkey noises* Eeee eee. *Whoever that dude was that said we'd eventually all turn back into monkies, I think he just found livin' proof.

Brainfarts:**Me n parv (namely me) had quite a few of these trying to sing Yo Le Canto. *Funny, that's not the only time you've had quite a few of those. Though neural flatulance is quite entertaining.

Hellllllloooo My friends: **Yes, you alll remember Pekka, the crazy finnish conductor. Hehe, we've named Becca after him now. *I didn't like the dude. He sucked. Maybe I'm just prejudiced because he was a poo in scoring us during the competition. Too entertaining my arse!

**Well, that's it for now. If you understood most of those jokes you are a very special person! Send any missing jokes to me.