Beds on Broadway
They're going after Sarra no matter what, she'll never escape!
Our gay, assraping, drug using previous room inhabitants
The pull out bed was contaminated with dried blood, glass, dirt, and what
looked like the end of a syringe
Orgy suite
Well, there were the gay guys in the bed and then there were others on the
OTHER bedÉ maybe in the bathtubÉ who knows?
Call 1-800-sarrasscarybeds.com
She sells 'em now
Krusty
Well, he has those giant feet
Jolly green giant
UmmmÉ well, I don't think I REALLY need to say anything
Butan
The Boah Sofie wants to bed wrestle with
Condom=gundam
Sofie needs to clean out her ears (Sofie: I just hear what I want to hear)
The lone gundam
Wrong channel
Ass raping with toes
Well, girls don't have dicks, what else to butt-rape with? (starbursts too)
Brandon = satan
He messes with Sarra's head wayyy too much
Threesome, twosome, onesome
WellÉ we got the little mini orgy, the lovers, and the lonely guy looking at
posters of Rei
Phantom dicks
You'll NEVER KNOW!!! WAH ah HA HA H AH!
Freaky t.v.
We thought it was Angela but it was really the ghosts in our room because she
wasn't there. On.. .OffÉ ONÉ Off
Whore hair
Well, it was up all dayÉ I couldn't help that it made me look like a whore
Remember the Alamo
Angela's catch phrase
Yehaw, y'all
We couldn't say them in Texas without feeling like we were making fun of them
natives
Don't mess with Texas
Oh, we wanted that t-shirt so bad!
Don't do smoke, don't drug
Some speech problems have we
Tai chi, chai tea
I'm going to do some chai tea... What, tai chi? no...chai tea...
Tom's truck
Dorkuss
One of Sarra and Parv's catch phrases
Micky Mouse's sex talk
*mickey mouse voice* Hello boys and girls! I'm Mickey mouse! Ho ho ho! Let's talk about the birds and the bees! Meet my assistant, Minnie Mouse. Together, we will demonstrate... *yoink* *gets dragged off stage*
Teacher Parvaneh
Same thing as above...kind of..
Constipation
Sarra needs a homemade enema (aka: prunes)
I got the Heebie Jeebies
So I turn to sofie on the plane while listening to the Finger Eleven CD and I
said to her, I said, "I GOT THE HEEBIE JEEBIES!!"
Earl and Wayne the Plane Drivers
"What're they called again? Plane Drivers?" "PilotsÉ" "Oh! WellÉ I like plane
driver better"
Elf Orgy
Elf quest!
Sure why not?
Sofie's half hearted, monotone response
I got the heebie jeeÉ bejeb.. jebaheabajebies
Angela can't speakÉ or maybe she's an old manÉ (I like the latter)
Sofie fell off the bed
laughing
Banana flavored condomsÉ the fencer food
Toothbrushes
the multi-purpose tool *cringes*
Gouche, gouche, gouche, droit, gouche
Vive la france!
Fans that kept us up
They blew...literally
Chalupa incident *wink wink*
middle aged Texan women in food courts wink at me, should I be flattered?
Sporadiclasp
An added bonus you get along with the cathedral dresses
Marijuana sheets
They smelled like Marraige-ya-wanna!
Children, SATAN lives in your bowels. Now let us expell these evil demons...
to be said in a "Dubya" accent of course.
30 year old drunken bachelor
Courty, yep that's him in 15 years
sam and indecent exposure
That's Sam in 15 years
the oh-oh song
Sarra's interpration of the Invocation Peace song
sofie's pentagonal nose
it IS a pentagon! It really IS!!! (at least it's not an octagon...)
scary toilet
It didn't flush. it threatened to flood our hotel room with our own excrement.
chocolate dick
POCKY!!!
tommy boy=my boy
Something to do with Tom of blink 182, I am almost certain
prick fingering/finger pricking
In some company it is perfectly acceptable to prick your finger but extremely
rude to finger your prick
*Russian voice* surrenderÉ.. your underpants
One of my random momentsÉ no idea why
Shalln't we?
Angela gets credit, I do believe
I'm twice the whore than you are
Parv sure is.
You got more legs than a bucket of chicken wings/pogo stick/man with no legs
Failed pick up lines
Closet Abercrombie wearer rip
Courty
Giant swollen asses
YaOooooo I! (and it's aftermath) Quatre *snickers* now we know why his ass is bigger than trowa's...
Pickled penises
In a jar...in the KITCHEN!
Relaxitives
Dr. Wrights own brand
The microphoneÉ or so Sofie thought (I was sorely mistaken *shudder*)
I'll never wash this cd again
"you wash your cd's?!" "ÉnoooÉ"
We should go to sleep tomorrow because we have a big day today
Sarra's sharp teeth salon (we don't need no fucking scissors)
Casually menstruate
er...mention
Would you like to cumÉ to my concert
What was on Sarra's mind here...?
I don't like your dad, he gave birth to you. I mean...he helped
My dad gave birth to NO ONE! Y'here! And it's angela's problem if she don't
like tall peopleÉ I do.. it's all my brother and my pappy's doing
Shaving his dick off
Sarra...undoubtedly Sarra...
Hi.. I don't know you butÉ *snore*
WellÉ I think it's a good solution! (It works)
"riding" the quatre tractor
It was only once! *looks around suspiciously* *bolts*
Your ass is where things live and grow
Phillip Bumgardner. I feel sorry for that poor boah.
Incest that creep among the asses and burrow in their rectums
A parody on the invocation piece (just couldn't resist...)
No, Mango hates you *bum slap*
from snl...
Shhhuu.. szu.. shyshÉ courty
I can't talk
Shnerhey
Shner...HEY! At ze airOporto
Durrhey
from MST
Shmerf/snerf
common misspellings
Courty's drafty
reason: UNKNOWN
Mini Me- Minuh Muh...Menema!
it's logical...right?...RIGHT?!?!?
1xF
A rare GW pairing (F=ferret)
LORD! I am so TIRED! How LONG can this go ON?
Courtesy of Big Dumb face. Comes in CWG version too (constipated white girl)
He dyes his own sticks
Seagull of course... (CAW!)
He sips Mr. Geddes's tea
*flaps wings*
PORNOMOGRAPHIC
*old man voice* if she ain't got no legs it aine no pornomographic...nope...nope (also arms, nose, butt)
I'm not inebriated...I'm DRUNK!
Lick mah nose...BITCH!
(talking to Zorro, of course)
MBC
Mauled By Cats-our band name
Buttmonkeys on Parade
Our #1 hit song
Loofa Song
Other single
Jules and his "switch"
Yes, we can "turn him on"
C30A18. (backwards two) there is no backwards two on the computer...)
The Yuri-inducing drug.