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My daughter (I won't say her name) Was sitting at the table. She ate so much When she stood up Food spilled out from her navel. Her eyes were crying red kool-aid. Her mouth spat chicken soup. Her ears were dripping chocolate sauce. From her nostrils, syrup did droop. I don't know how she ate so much. Her body's very skinny. That's pro-bab-ly why thick ketchup Was oozing out her chinny. Hole after hole Grew in her face; Like moon craters From outer space. I jumped up and ran Just in case Her tongue darted out like a gla- Cier. I was like a scaredy cat; Running to hide just like a rat. She would not get me. I knew that. I was more afraid than a gnat. Suddenly she looked at me. Said, "Why are you so scared, Mommy?" I laughed and I tried to pretend I was not afraid, just offend- Ed. Then her belly opened up. Out jumped an alien baby pup. It said, "Don't worry. Don't be scared. I will not eat you. You're too weird!" © 2000

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