More One liners
Q.What's green with red spots?
A.A frog with the chicken pox!
Q.What's green with bumps?
A.A frog with the measles!
Q.What's black and white and green?
A.A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q.What's green and dangerous?
A.A frog with a hand-grenade.
Q.What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A.A frog sandwich!
Q.What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
Q.What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Q.What do frogs do with paper?
Q.What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A.A dirty double-crosser!
Q.What is a frogs favorite time?
Q.What did the frog say to the fly?
A.You are really starting to bug me!
Q.Why did the frog croak?
A.Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Q.What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
A.The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
Q.How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny?
A.Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs!
Q1.What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A1.A frog in a blender.
Q2What do you get if you add milk?
Q3.What happens if you drink frog nog?
Q.Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
A.To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"No!... I always walk this way!"
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