Back in the time of castles and kings
Unicorns and witches and magical things

There lived a lady, one sword, two knights
And a cynical monk who loved out of sight

Something strange was happening
To lady Aj, who had no king

In comes Sir Jeff & Chris to save us all
But their army was just too small

They do their best with what they've got
They'll defend their lady no matter what

But evil Alex has a different plan
To spread devistation throughout our land.

So sit back and listen well
To our story, we're about to tell.