movie quotes

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

Joker: "It's true, Batsy, I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the Sturm and batarangs you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy. It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.... Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Men in Black

Agent J: "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."

Agent K: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."


Agent J: "Well, you know what they say: 'It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.'"

Agent K: "Try it."

Sleepy Hollow

Crane: "It was a headless horseman."

Van Tassel: "You must not excite yourself."

Crane: "But it was a headless horseman!"

Van Tassel: "Of course it was, that's why you're here."

Crane: "No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless!"

Van Tassel: "I know, I know."

Crane: "You don't know, because you were not there! It's all true."

Van Tassel: "Of course it is, I told you. Everyone told you."

Crane: "I... saw him...." (he passes out)

Masbath: "I suppose it's back to the city, then."