Well we couldn't just lay him off completely!

When we first made the DKY site this little fellow made up quite a sizable part of the site. Any page we hadn't got round to making was just linked to a page known as shit.html where our friend Morty would re-direct you to the front page. Morty was actually first found in a collection of free art for site building and we have become rather fond of his smiling face. You can imagine our dismay (and shock!) recently when we realised that there was no longer any links to the once mighty Shit.html. Morty was obsolete!!

The DKY Managment Team were beside themselves with grief. They went into mourning and refused to even think about doing any more work (any excuse). Luckily, we managed to talk the Managment Team round by offering to make a whole new page just for Morty and here it is. Later we may add other random stuff that really doesn't have anything to do with the actual club but until then we'll leave you all to look fondly into those teeth.