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Welcome To Daniel's Webpage

Hello, My name is Daniel(a.k.a Dahussla), and welcome to my Webpage. My little corner of the World Wide Web. I truly hope you enjoy your visit here,a little sightseeing tour of my World. So, come on in, put your feet up and relax and just enjoy the scenery. Before you get started however, I would like to ask you to please read the following important information. Thank you and have a nice day.
 


Hello and welcome to the Disclaimer. That's right, the dislaimer.This disclaimer will cleanse any sense of innuendo, sarcasm, or cynicism from any content on this webpage, which may actually make you think, AND WILL ALSO INSULT YOU INTELLIGENCE AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Wow, two for the price of one! what a deal, hey?



 

By choosing to continue you are agreeing to the following:

1) That I, Daniel Hallawi, owner of this site, is Not responsible for any severe, or minor, emotional trauma or psychological damage incurred while viewing this webpage, or any other page for that matter, and may be held liable for a period of up to 50 years and may be sued without justification,or provocation at any time for any reason whatsoever. 

 2) That I, Daniel Hallawi, owner of this sight, is Not responsible for any physical injury incurred while viewing the content of this page  ( such as falling asleep and smacking your head on your desk) or even if you slip and fall while in the shower and are nowhere near a computer, for a period of up to 50 years, and may again be sued at anytime for absolutely no reason whatsover. 

 3) That I, Daniel Hallawi, owner of this site, is Not responsible for any  lost, stolen, or boring articles ( This is when you may fall asleep and smack  your head on your desk) contained herein, and may be held liable for any  incidenatal or accidental losses suffered while viewing this site 

 4) That I, Daniel Hallawi, do hereby assert that this admission of  liability also extends to, but by no means is limited too any of the following: 

 Global Warming 
 The Hole in the Ozone 
Any act of Nature or God( ie: Lightning, 
 tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, computer crashes, etc.) 
The sinking of the Titanic. 
The extinction of the dinosaurs. 
The rising fuel prices 
and the cancelation of the TV series M*A*S*H*


 I Decline
 I Accept
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