I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE!!

well now i guess you'll just have to sit and watch the horror!!
You might not survive to the end of the page!!
And our quote of the day is............
   "Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " 
     - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat 

FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!

                                                                    He's probably just hibernating.  

                                   What does this button do?  

                                                           So, you're a cannibal.  

 It's probably just a rash.  

                   Are you sure the power is off?  

                         The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!  

        What do you mean, "I'll be back"?  

                                                                             Pull the pin and count to what?  

                                    Which wire was I supposed to cut?  

                  I wonder where the mother bear is.  

                                 I've seen this done on TV.  

       I'll hold it and you light the fuse.  

                                                                Let it down slowly.  

             Rat poison only kills rats.  

                             I hope they speak English.  

                                                 It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.  

 I'll get your toast out.  

                                    Give me liberty or give me death.  

     This doesn't taste right.  

                                                               Nice doggie.  

                    I can do that with my eyes closed.  

                                                    I've done this before.  

          That's odd.  

                                I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.  


                           Don't be so superstitious.  

                                                                              Now watch this.  

Wasn't that horrible?  Well now i don't know what to do with ya now that you survived!

AW well i'll be nice and...send ya back to my home page where you'll be safe.
BUT!!  there has to be a catch i mean come on it just woulddn't be an annoying evil
 page without a catch.  OK I GOT ONE.  I'll send you home if you can find the
 right link home!!
And no useing the back button its cheating!!
(but if you would just like to do that then i have made a back button on my page.
  Just go downwards and find it and you'll go back!)
So to you NON-LAZY PEOPLE  just pickthe right  link And you will go home!!simple huh?
 home
 home
 home
 home
























Have you found the home button yet?  NO? well i'll give you cheaters a hint its donwward some!



























                                                              Kepp going you lazy kid!!
































                           ALMOST THERE!!!













































HURRY UP!!

























                          almost there!!!













.                                                                                                                                             almost at the BACK HOME (the cheaters way) button just go farther down!!














































































































i think you missed it if your here!! its that way too
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It's  on here but  i didn't say it would be easy!!


If you can't find it then goHERE to suffer humiliation!! ONLY THEN WILL I LET YOU GO HOME!!