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: Some Questions Should Remain UnansweredWhat do you want? No, I don’t want to talk about it, go away. Well, maybe I am crying my eyes out for no good reason! I can do that, you know, I had a very traumatic childhood. Not buying it, are you? Fine, sit down, and I'll tell you.
You must be really bored, to talk to me. No, I mean it. Don't get upset, I'm just the kind of person that gets ignored. I kinda like it. I know all sorts of interesting things about everyone. No, I don’t think I should tell you….
Alright, if you really want to know. You know your roommates? They're in love. Stop screaming. I told you you didn't want to know!
You still want to know why I was crying? Why can't you just go away? Fine, but you're gonna like this even less than the last one. Me, I'm in love with Ron.
Hey, are you okay? You stopped blinking there for a minute. No, you're not hallucinating. I said, I'm in love with Ron. Why? Why? You of all people are asking me why? He's just so… I don’t want to sound like a raving teeny, and I'm gonna if I say this. Fine, you asked for it.
He's just so gorgeous. Tall, redheaded, and the acne doesn't bother me in the slightest. I want him. That's the short version. I mean, until this year, he barely knew I existed. I was just… there. It wasn't until they started sending Harry to fight that he actually noticed I was always around.
I may not be his best friend, but we’re close, and I can settle for that. Harry's always in class or with Draco, and Ron needed someone. I was there. Lucky me, right? I get to hear about all his girlfriends. The only time his boots are under my bed is when he's sitting on it, telling me about his latest sexual exploits. Do you know what it's like, having a crush on someone, and they're telling you they just got laid? Sorry, I guess you do. I didn't mean it that way.
Backtrack to what? Oh, Harry and Draco. You don’t know about that? Maybe not everyone knows. It's hard to tell. I have to be sneaky, or else no one tells me anything. I don’t think I should tell you, you've had enough shocks for the day. Besides, you're supposed to be listening to my guy problems.
Don't start with that. Even if he did go that way, why would he want me? I'm not exactly anyone's top pick. He could have anyone he wants, and I'm just his short, fat substitute best friend. Yeah, I feel a little better. Thanks, Hermione. And you'd better not tell a soul. I know about the riding crop.
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