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Contacts

In case I pissed you off, made you think, or sound cool.

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my art...
about me...
about my friends...
of ZIM...
doodle and games...
linkzez...
Ooooom...

Check Out My Furry Art, If Ya Dare.

General Audiences


Don't click this....((bad)) (((dont look!))) ((((I warned you!!))))

 
 
 



 
 
Shout outs!! 
(for a few of those losers who know me.Dont even try to understand my madness!!!)

Ximena~ Bubbles, lifesavers, popcorn, and buttoun-down shirts. its the walrus!!
Veena~ hiyas! cool webpage!
Petah Bear~ You're the coolest guy ever! KAZAAM!
Carole~ see ya at westside...
Nishana, Jessica d~ The toothbrush cult!!
Cristina~ I could sooo kick your ass. But I'm a nice person. hehe.
Barret~ his..name...is...danny.
Avani~thanks for signing the guestbook!!

Everyone else~ Oooops! sorry i forgot ya!

     

Trent Lane

"Jane: Thanks for giving us a ride.

 Trent: No problem. I needed a break anyway. I was practicing for ten hours straight.

 Jane: Daria, would you say that sleeping with a guitar in your hands counts as practice?

 Trent: As long as you don't drop it."
 
 



 




 
 
 

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Preps & Sluts

White Cappers (male preps)

PEOPLE WHO TYPE CONSTANTLY IN CAPS LOCK oR LiKe ThIS

Overplayed songs *coughcough*Southside*cough* (NOT Crawling. period.)

Porn Sites

PMS (bugh)

Annoying artists (new Cake)

Anime, starcraft, and pokemon. (i know im a hypocrite)

hypocrites.

people who ask me a/s/l (if youre gunna waste your time on me, cant you at least take the effort to form full words or even ::gasp:: sentences?)

Britney Spears. fun hate games and more..
David Hollyer (long story... see the bastard

 


 
 

 All images and text not gven credit to someone else (c) ME!! If you are not me, don't steal them. Thanks!
 


 


ferretwulf got their NeoPet at http://www.neopets.com
Neopets! amusing for losers like me!
 



80% - 90% (Serial Killer)

Multiple violent murders, random acts of genocide, puppy strangling and bunny rape just get you warmed up.
The dark voices are strong in you (as is the vodka) and crowds scatter before your demonic grin!
Any remaining family or peers are slowly bleeding to death while you look at their wounds and lick your lips.

Take the DeathKiddy Test!


you're but I'm a cheerleader. you're colorful and silly and very romantic, just like the perfect girlfriend.
take the which prettie movie are you? quiz, a product of the slinkstercool community.


find your element at mutedfaith.com. <º>

Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.