The Crew Of Cinnamon Toast™

This Is Cinnamon Toast

This is us. We can't post our pictures on here, because we'd get caught committing horrendous crimes, robbing first national and making porn in no time flat.

Random Ebil

The true leader of this fearless band of misantropists. Hides behind the One and Only Snoof and tries to use his extremely young age as an excuse and a guarantee for his alleged, nonexistant innocence.
Works closely together with Froggy and Nijntje to disband the International Diaper Federation. He will bite you ferociously when cornered or teething.
Uses a piercing, gutwrenching, heartbreaking whine as his battlecry.

The One And Only Snoof

The most dangerous Snoof ever, this subject is known to hum the Snoof National Anthem when getting up to mischief.
Her most favoritest treat is Cinnamon and anything tasting even remotely like it.
Bribery might be possible.

Laggy

Big mean Lag Demon, this one must be feared for his muscular capacity and his knack for all things electronic.
*There's somethin' happenin' here... What it is, ain't exactly clear...*

SnugglyWugglyWolfie

This very dangerous canine wins people over with his cuteness, then chews out their throat, using his fierce dentures to rip open the main artery.

The Bro Of Death

Laggy's youngest brother and protegee. Fast as lightning, he will have groped you before you have the time to whack him with anything heavy.
He specializes in the theft and distribution of Quack.

Danae

The smartest in the bunch.
She is a total Basket Case with looks to kill... Literally.

Jules, Mistress Of Evul

Jules is our director/copywriter/main actress in most of our pornflicks -the ones we make real money on, anyway.
Never rub this kitty the wrong way unless you're wearing gloves... Or some similar Dutch idiom butchered and crossbred till it's a hideous freak.