DOELPUNT!!
Our Goals
We are a secret organization codenamed Cinnamon Toast, with the single goal of changing the world through a general increased percentage of lunatics in the worldpopulation.
It is our number one priority to get in the U.S. government and bring about some major changes, beginning by putting retired people on streetcorners to hand out free flowers for a generous hourly wage.
Other than that, we will replace the current crummy government cheese with the finest Cheddar and Swiss, occasionally replacing the Swiss for Pepper Jack for those so inclined.
We intend to fight heinous crime and general injustice by playing poker for keepsies with only cheesey poofs as ante. Note: For damned keepsies, don't whine about not having enough cheesey poofs when we whip your ass.
And, in conclusion, as proof of my dictatorship over this site, now follow the words to the Snoof National Anthem:
Oho say can you seeee
By the muffled lamplight
That the bahastard Snoof
Is again on the prowl
Oh mother hide your son now as
Snoof approahoaches his priiiiivates....
Though you cahannot prevent
The advantage she'll take.
Play ball!!
Dismissed.