Dirty Poems

POEM # 1

Roses are red,

Pickles are green

I love your legs

and whats between

POEM # 2

Roses are red

Grass is green

Open your legs

And i'll fuck you clean

POEM # 3

I like your style

I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

POEM # 4

Im a cool girl, in a cool town

it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

POEM # 5

Kissing is a habit

Fucking is a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you

You belive its true

But when your tummy starts to swell,

He says 'to hell with you'

10 minutes of pleasure

9 monthes in pain

3 days in hospital

A baby without a name

The baby is a bastard

The mother is a whore

This never wouldnt have happened

If the rubber wouldnt have torn

POEM # 6

Guys are like roses,

Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 7

Smoke a smoke

Not a butt

Fuck a virgin

Not a slut.

POEM # 8

Sex is bad

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in.

POEM # 9

Holy mother , full of grace

Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face

Bless his hair that tends to curl

Keep him safe from all the girls

Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong

Bless his dick, the one i sucked

Bless the bed, in which we fucked

And if my mum happened to walk in

Bless the shit i'd be in.

POEM # 10

Sex is when a guys communication

enters a girls information

to increase the population

for a younger generation

do you get the information...

or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 11

Men are like public toliets

They are either engaged or full of shit!

POEM # 12

If guys had they periods

They would compare the size of their


POEM # 13

Mental anxienty,

Mental breakdowns,

Menstrual cramps,


Did you ever notice how all our

problems begin with MEN!

POEM # 14

Roses are red,

Violets are corny,

When i think of you

Ohh baby i get horny,

Eat me,

Beat me,

Bite me,

Blow me,

Suck me,

Fuck me,

Very slowly,

if you kiss me,

dont be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

POEM #15

Party Hardy

Rock n Roll

shoot a 5th

toke a bowl

love is good

sex is better

cause we're the girls

that live forever

POEM #16

It's ok to sweat the pety things,

but don't ever pet the sweaty things!