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2: 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
3: Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
4: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
5: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
6: If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
7: There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works
8: Why do cops pull you over when it's so obvious that you are late?