Nit's Chief Picker
I cannot count the number of hours I work each week. I work for a
company called NIT. I have been with them for years and have now been
promoted to the position of Chief Picker.
There are thousands of employees worldwide, but it seems we always
have room for one more. Despite the cruel remarks of others, calling
us "nit-pickers" and all, we provide a much needed service.
Who else can you depend on to tell you what you're doing wrong with
things in your life? To be very honest, everybody needs us to
stand-by and correct almost every move they make.
In our reports, we use a lot of words like, "always", "never", and my
favorite, "completely messed up."
You just know there are so many people who can't seem to get anything
right, so we have to be there to watch over them "all" the time. You
don't have to go far to find people who need this kind of help.
In fact, we have a lot of "pickers" work out of their own homes. They
make themselves available to their spouses, children and other family
members.
How many times we have aborted mistakes in the personal lives of
others? There's no telling how much good we do.
But after work -- and many times I have taken my work home with me --
I go to the company gym for a work-out. You just have to keep in
shape these days. We don't have any of that "high-priced" stuff,
like weight rooms, sauna's, exercise bikes or treadmills.
We have found over time that the best results come from only one
exercise, "jumping to conclusions."
Mind you, I have never seen any loss of weight for myself, or anybody
else for that matter, but regardless we work-out every day.
We certainly don't hold to that old adage about "assuming" things.
There is no such thing as a "benefit of a doubt."
No, we're sure when we are "jumping to conclusions" that we are always
correct.
Some folks try to confuse us with what they call, "known facts."
Well, if it was known, why didn't we know.
Anyway, you'll have to excuse me, I must go home and rest. Hey, that
guy over there has on two different socks and I think I know why he's
talking to that secretary.
Generally, I say, "I shouldn't tell you this, but..."
But I always do. I think I have nit-picking on the brain. I must
rest now. I have several judgments to make tomorrow, so bye for now.
Just try to stay out of trouble -- you know one of us is always
watching.
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Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others
without getting a few drops on yourself!
". . . a cheerful heart has a continual feast."
Proverbs 15:15 NASB
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