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Raw is very soon now and every single superstar back there in the WDW
locker room is getting ready for Velocity and Raw to take place tonight...!
With many matches going down tonight there is sure to be some crackers
and sure to be some of the best wrestling you have seen for a very very
long time, With WDW one of the most dominating wrestling federations
around today there is sure to be some class acts and some of the most
talent young athletes you have seen for a long time, and remember one
small thing, in the WDW... The best is yet to come!
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- The
first scene opens in the backstage area for Raw and Velocity tonight,
the Camera is going through the main corridor going past locker rooms
of wrestlers such as The World Champion The Rock, The Number one contendor
John Cena and the Hardcore Champion Vader..! Then the camera stops on
a locker room door, the camera scrolls up and reads... ' The Peoples
Champion ' Christian! The camera man is about to walk away from Christians
door as the dorr bursts open and Christian comes running out and bang!
Goes straight into the camera man...!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Dude! What the hell do you think your doing just standing there! Watch
out i could totally of injured myself or something and trust me that
would totally not reek of awesomeness!
- ' That Crazy
Cameraman ' Fred 'MovieMan' Perkins -
Sorry Sir, im so sorry i did not mean to get in your way, i apologise!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Hahaha, Look at you, You do know who i am and i totally respect that
Dude.. but, The fact is you were in my way and could of caused me the
new peoples champion some serious injurys! What have you got to say
for yourself, Freddy boy?
- ' That Crazy
Cameraman ' Fred 'MovieMan' Perkins -
Im just very sorry for getting in your way Mr. Christian sir, it was
an accident and it wont happen again!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
I am the peoples champion! The peeps love me and you think that a sorry
is enough? You think that i let you totally get away with it if you
say sorry!
- ' That Crazy
Cameraman ' Fred 'MovieMan' Perkins -
I am just hoping that you will have mercy on me sir, I have a wife and
two kids please try not to hurt me! Just try!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Why would i hurt, you are one of the people! I am the peoples champion,
you should totally be bowing down to me right now, and you should have
a little rag handy and be shining up my boots real nice, the way a champion
should have his boots!
- ' That Crazy
Cameraman ' Fred 'MovieMan' Perkins -
I am not going to do that Christian, Its not fair for me, i have dignity
you know!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
I am the peoples champion, You cant talk to me like that!
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Christian stands in front of Fred and looks down at him, Christian then
pulls his fist back and Fred drops his camera and runs away down the
corridor screaming like a little girl! Christian laughs to himself and
then carrys on walking down the corridor as the scene fades...!
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2 - Ths
second scene opens up out in the main arena, the camera pan around the
arena with the thousands upon thousands of fans all looking down towards
the ring... The Lights go out and Christians music starts to hit across
the arena! Christian walks out from behind the curtains and onto the
stage and raises his hands! The whole crowd boo's and starts to chant
'Ass Hole'... Christian carrys on walking down the ramp with a huge
smile on his face and his arms in the air looking at the crowd, He rolls
in the ring and walks over to the middle... He picks up the microphone
and begins to talk..!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeh! Its good to be here amongst all of you, all of my
peeps, I cant believe what a turnout all of you my loyal fans, i didnt
know i had that many around here!
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The whole arena erupts into another 'Ass Hole' chant as Christian carrys
on looking around like the crowd love him!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Anyway, I bet all of you are thinking... Why is the greatest man in
Sports entertainment and the peoples champion in our little crummy town!
Well, I totally have a match tonight! Im fighting against two people
i totally have known for ages and i tell you, it will be easy! I mean
even all of you dorkchops wrestling fans could even beat them and look
at you lot, your all Class A Losers!
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Another one, Another 'Ass Hole' Chant, thats three now!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Yeah! I am against My brother Edge and Shane mcMahon in a three way
match up on Velocity, Now i have nothing against either of these men
apart from there my opponents for Velocity! I am totally the favourite
going into the match but you know one of them might try to get a little
upset because you know what pathetic wrestlers they are, Well Edge is
kind of good but i could still totally kick his ass and Shane McMahon
isnt even trained with half of my skills!!
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Christian looks around at the crowd with a smile like he has just impressed
them but nope, he is met with another and thats four now, another 'Ass
Hole' Chant!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Anyway, Enough of me explaining myself to all you Losers, I am the peoples
champion and as you all know my heart beats for my peeps... So when
i win on Velocity, it will be my debut match and my first win and i
am dedicating the win to all of my peeps! Thats you in the front row
with bald head, and yeh you aswell fatty two rows back! Hell even little
Timmy right at the back there! So this one is for all of my peepz because
lets be honest, its the closest any of you will come to being in contatc
with a celebrity like myself!
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Christian looks around at the crowd and sticks his thumbs up to all
of the crowd! He is met with another and that is five now! Another 'Ass
Hole' Chant!
- ' The True
Peoples Champion ' c h r i s t i a n -
Anyway! Im gonna make like a banana and split! Hahaha! That joke totally
rules, Anyway, I have got to go and get ready for the match tonight
so i will see all of you my loyal fans and my peepz later when i totally
win my debut match!
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Christian drops the microphone and looks around at the crowd once again,
His music begins to blast on, Christian walks over to the ropes and
steps through and jumps down to the ground... The cameras go over to
Jr and King as Christian walks off!
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' The King ' Jerry Lawler -
Wow Jr! Did
you see that, The peoples champion Christian is promising to win his
first match and he looks like he will do well here in the WDW!
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' Good Ole' ' Jim Ross -
Yes i saw
King, I got to say it but i think the guy is a complete jackass, but
i know he has talent and he has a very bright future!
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' The King ' Jerry Lawler -
The guy isnt
a jackass Jr! He is the peoples champion, you are one of the people
in the world arent you Jr?
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' Good Ole' ' Jim Ross -
Yes i am King...
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' The King ' Jerry Lawler -
Well then
he is your champion! Go and shine his boots or something Jr!
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' Good Ole' ' Jim Ross -
No thankyou
King, I am fine right here!
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' The King ' Jerry Lawler -
Anyway, I
cant wait for Raw and Velocity tonight Jr, It will be great and one
of the matches i have my eye on is Christian v Shane O Mac v Edge!
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' Good Ole' ' Jim Ross -
King, I have
to agree with you, All three men have a lot of talent... I just hope
its a good one!
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' The King ' Jerry Lawler -
With Christian
in it, it wont be anything other than good!
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The scene fades out as Jr and King contineto discuss how great and amazing
Christian is! The scene completetly fades to black and then goes off
the air....!
My Heart Beats For
My Peepz!