The Official David Icke Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about David Icke, THE REAL DAVID ICKE.  This site is awesome.    My name is Dan and I can't stop thinking about DAVID ICKE.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    DAVID ICKE is a mammal.

2.    DAVID ICKE has sex ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of DAVID ICKE is to show people that our national leaders (Illuminati) are reptiles in disguise so that we can all have sex freely!

Weapons and gear:

DAVID ICKE Book                   Spirit Guide   

His Bare Hands

Testimonial:

DAVID ICKE can have sex with anyone he wants!  DAVID ICKE exposes conspiracies ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he wears turquoise ALL the time.  I heard that DAVID ICKE was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon DAVID ICKE went on to explain that the spoon wasn't real and bended it with his imagination and then had sex with the whole town.  My friend Jake said that he saw DAVID ICKE totally levitate in front of him to demonstrate that we live in the Matrix.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that DAVID ICKE has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will have sex with your wife!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

DAVID ICKE is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  DAVID ICKE is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to read his latest book.  I love DAVID ICKE with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about DAVID ICKE?

A: DAVID ICKE is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, DAVID ICKE is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that DAVID ICKE is always paranoid or loopy.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, DAVID ICKE can be paranoind OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does DAVID ICKE do when he's not having sex or exposing the Illuminati?

A: Most of his free time is spent tripping on psychedelic plants from the Amazon, but sometimes he plays Super Mariokart.  (Ask Credo Mutwa if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of George Bush after taking off his human costume.