Elephant Jokes
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagon?
A: Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do elephants swim?
A: With their swim trunks.
Other Animals
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way.
These are all old jokes and to the best of my knowledge are part of the public domain.
This page last updated 7/30/2000.
