Bill Clinton
While Clinton was out jogging the other day someone threw a beer can at him. But don't worry. He was able to dodge it. It was a draft.
Another time when Clinton was out jogging he was almost accidentally run over by a car going by. Luckily for him three teenage boys ran in front of the car and pulled him to safety just in the nick of time. To show his gratitude, he offered the three boys anything they wanted.
The first boy said, 'Sir, I've always wanted to be a fighter pilot. Can you get me into the Air Force Academy in Colorado?'
'You bet I can,' he replied. 'Concider it done.'
The second boy said, 'I've always wanted to be a secret agent. Can you get me a job with the CIA when I graduate from college?
'That might be a little tougher, but I bet I can do that for you.'
The the third boy says, 'Can I be buried at Arlington Cemetary?'
'That's an unusual request for a young man like yourself. What do you want that for?'
'Because,' the teen replied, 'when my dad finds out I saved your life, he's going to kill me!'
Other political jokes
Q: What is the opposite of progress?
A: Congress!
These are all old jokes and to the best of my knowledge are part of the public domain.
This page last updated 7/29/2000.
