"People are always saying that gays are trying to convert straight people to their 'lifestyle.' Please tell me why someone would choose to be untolerated, disowned, or even harassed by some people, just because someone tries to 'convert' them?"
"And what difference do YOU make?"
"Eve was framed"
"Adam was a rough draft."
"God is coming and is She pissed!"
"Homophobia is a social disease."
"Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"T.G.I.F. - Thank Goddess I'm Female!"
"Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"
"Come out, come out....wherever you are!"
"Diversity is our strength."
"Explain to me again why I need a man?"
"How dare you presume I'm straight!"
"I asked God, She's pro-choice."
"I can't even THINK straight!"
"I got this way from kissin' girls."
"Hey energy sucker. I'm a Goddess, not your mother." -Luscious Jackson, "Energy Sucker"
"A.D.I.D.A.S. does not mean Ani DiFranco Is Dykey And Stupid!
"We're lesbian mountees. We take turns with who's on top and we never get our man." ~Dharma, Dharma & Greg
"I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T." ~Homer, The Simpsons
"I don't care what they think. I don't care what they say. What do they know about this love anyway?" ~Melissa Etheridge, "Come To My Window"
"I did NOT escape. They gave me a DAYPASS." ~t-shirt
"'Being gay is like.. like.. like an addiction to Heroin or something man.' That's what somebody tells me... So I say...'Do you go out on the street and buy 'gay' and then run home to shoot up with your new stash of 'gay'? Do you crave that last drop of 'gay'? Do you shoplift so you can spend all your money on 'gay'?'" ~Adam
"I am as stupid as my ass is big."
~VJ Kennedy on what Monica should be thinking; Politically Incorrect 3/3/99
"Ever notice how rainbows sometimes appear in the sky? God is gay." ~A winning entry in the Washington Post's contest to identify and expose other threats to public morality [besides Tinky Winky] hidden in our popular culture.
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
"Dodge this." ~Trinity, The Matrix
"There is no spoon." ~little boy, The Matrix
"I'm not weird, just honest." ~Ria
"Girls kick ass." ~bumper sticker
"Unless you're a hemeroid, get off my ass." ~bumper sticker
"Vacuums suck." ~t-shirt
"I'm not weird just gifted." ~keychain
"..And I'm his mother, and.. and.. and I'm a lesbian." ~the mother in In & Out
"Sweet MERCIFUL crap!" ~Homer, The Simpsons
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"Don't talk unless you can improve the silence."
"I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem."
"I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect."
"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"
"If you're not confused, you're not paying attention."
"If Clinton is the answer it must been a stupid question."
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"God may have made man first, but there is always a ruff draft before a final copy."
"I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage."
"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar."
"Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"It's all fun and games, 'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*"
"Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just doesn't care."
"There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!"
"If I save time, when do I get it back?"
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty."
"Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out."
"I'm so thirsty I'd lick the water out of Clinton's diarrhea...I'm sorry if I grossed you out. I shouldn't have used Clinton."
"Hi Ellen!" ~Audrey Penny, Ellen
"I'd rather be called a lesbian by a biggot than a biggot by a lesbian" ~button
"I'd like to see things from your point of view.. but I can't get my head that far up my ass." ~bumper sticker
if you know of any good quotes that arent on here, email me.
