TooDrunkToFook

Riff:A
e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0---
A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-
E| --------------------------------

Riff:B
e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| ----------------0---0---1---0---
A| 3---3---3---3-------------------
E| --------------------------------

Riff:A2
e| ------------------------
B| ------------------------
G| ------------------------
D| --------0-1-0---------0-
A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3---
E| ------------------------

Riff:C
e| ----------------
B| ----------------
G| ----------------
D| ----------------
A| ----------------
E| 5---5---3-5---3-

Riff: D
e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2---
A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5-
E| --------------------------------

Riff:E
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B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| ----------------2---2---3---2---
A| 5---5---5---5-------------------
E| --------------------------------

Riff:D2
e| ------------------------
B| ------------------------
G| ------------------------
D| --------2-3-2---------2-
A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5---
E| ------------------------

(intro:) riff A (x2)

(verse:) riff A (x4) (sing on third)
riff B
riff A

riff A (x2)
riff B
riff A2
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
and I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
too drunk to fuck
(chords:) --G-G-G-
E-------------------------G-G-G-
Too drunk to fuck
E-------------------------G-G-G-
Too drunk to fuck
E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-
Too drunk, to fuck
E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

(repeat verse)
(2nd verse lyrics:)
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
in Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

(break:) C---------------C---------------
C---------------C---------------
C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
D#--C---------------------------
C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
C-------------------------------

riff C (x3)
D-----D#----C---
riff C (x2)
D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G- (a-g-c-a- with a single string)
E-------------------------G-G-G-
Too drunk....
E-------------------------G-G-G-
E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-
E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---
I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck

riff A (x2)
(verse:) riff D (x4)
riff E
riff D

riff D (x2)
riff E
riff D2

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer
put it in your purse

--A-A-A-
F#------------------------A-A-A-
Too drunk...
F#------------------------A-A-A-
F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A-
F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D--- (x3)

It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck

D-------C-------D-------F--D-F-- (x3)
Yeah, yeah
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