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-When a giraffe is born it falls 6 feet to the ground on its head!
-When a mime is arrested the officer says "you have
the right to remain silent"!
-Stewardess is the lonesgt word that is typed with only the left hand!
-The wingspan of a boeing 747 is longer than the Wright brothers original flight!
-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not back down!
-When a doctor performs open heart surgery it is part of his practice!
-There is no "mouse-flavored" catfood!
-If a stealthbomber crashes in a forest, it makes a sound!
-Pearls melt in vinegar!
-All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill!
-The fingerprints of Koala Bears are virtually undistinguishable from those of human beings, to the point that they could be confused at a crimescene!
-Orange, Month,Silver, and Purple have no rhymes in the english language!
-Each King in the deck of cards represents a great ruler in history:
Hearts: Charlemagne!
Clubs: Alexander the Great!
Diamonds: Julius Caesar!
Spades: King David!
-For reasons unknown to scientists, a Duck's quack doesn't echo!
-Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated!
-Hershey's Kisses are named after the machine that makes them. It looks like it kisses the conveyor belt!
-Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka!
-The average lifespan of a major league baseball is 7 pitches!
-The baker on the Titanic survived half an hour in the freezing cold water by having his blood warmed from three hours of previous drinking, and was later rescued!
-Maine is the only state in the U.S.A. whose name is just one syllable!
-The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds!
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