MIKE "CURLEY TO SHORT" HARRIST
Mike Harrist, 39, has spent the past 24 years
in an insane asylum. The only time he is ever let out, is to play for
One Eyed Stanley. Although the Okachobee Insanity Correctional
Institute has hidden Harrist's clouded past, this is what we have
been able to dig up: Mike Harrist was born as Washeed
Hornsbee-Wallace-Grisom. He changed his name after the FBI stole his
left shoe because it housed a species of alien unknown to the public.
Since his governmental encounter, Mike has been living in fear of air
because he knows what the extraterrestrials induced into our
atmosphere. Harrist's fear of air has led him to develop an allergy
to water. Mike spends his days in Okachobee holding his breath and
sneezing.
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