I was indoctrinated into our unofficial San Fernando Valley Black
Oak Arkansas
brother/sisterhood at the ripe age of 9 by my two older brothers
who had been turned on by BOA's show-stealing set at Cal Jam
1.
Not long after they returned from that gig, I began to notice
this incredible sound emanating from my brother David's room
(along with that very familiar pungent waft of cannabis). I also
began to hear the familiar refrain of my mother screaming towards
my brother's room, "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!!"
One day, I decided to investigate what all the furor was about.
I
went into my brother's room and discovered that the source of
that incredible sound was BOA's "If An Angel Came to See You,
Would You Make Her Feel At Home?". I was immediately entranced
and enchanted. I came back later,
when my brother was gone, and helped myself to that album, as
well as "Street Party" and "High on the Hog". I listened to them
all,
and a BOA freak was born.
My brothers and I, and their friends, spontaneously became kind
of an informal BOA boys club. Everything we did involved BOA,
listening to them, talking about them, reviewing their material,
etc. And, of course, Jim Dandy was our most sacred object of
worship. And why not? He was/is an incredible role model for us.
Definitely a true rocker's rocker, and the chicks really went
for
him, especially with that long blond hair, star buckle, and the
trademark bulge. We all wanted to BE Jim Dandy! We even changed
our term, "Bro's Honor?" to "Swear to Jim Dandy?", when
challenging the veracity of someone's honor. If someone "Swore
to
Jim", you knew they were telling the absolute truth, because the
consequences of violating that were, well, unimaginable to
us.......
Cut to Mother's Day, 1975, parking lot of the Long Beach
Auditorium, a bunch of us in the back of Steve Swan's VW van,
anxiously awaiting the time when the doors would open for the
show. But first there was work to do. Pot needed to be smoked,
beer must be consumed, and windowpane had to be cut up and
dispensed for ingestion. I passed on the acid, I was pretty
precocious for my age, but a little too young yet for
psychedelics. They would happen a few years later (Grateful Dead
at UCLA, but that's another story.....).
In the auditorium now. The opening acts, Strawbs and Montrose,
had the crowd warmed-up and ready to Raunch 'n' Roll!!!! The pot
smoke was so thick in the air that you couldn't see from one side
of the arena to the other. And then the P.A. bellowed ".......The
world's most primo boogie band, Black Oak Arkansas!!!!" Jim Dandy
to the Rescue, and they absolutely were out to make Mother's Day
a real mutha! I had to say that, yeah! And all the new songs
were so incredible. When most artists do new material at a show,
people tend to sit on their hands waiting for something familiar.
But not with BOA, and certainly not on this night. And then,
finally, came: "You say you want to get. . . . . . . . .HOT. . .
. . . . .aaaaannnnd. . . . . . . . . .NAAASSSSTTTYYYYY!!!!!!",
Dork's drums explode in sound, and my mind does as well, and the
band just blows us all into blissful oblivion........
Maybe the biggest highlight came after the show was over,
when a bunch of us chased down the tour bus. The band members
were leaning out of the bus windows, yelling, smiling, and
shaking hands with those who could reach. I tried, but I was
just too small. But then The Boys noticed me, and one of them
said, "Come on, little bro!", and I jumped up with all my might,
he reached down, and pulled me up by the arm, and suddenly, I was
face to face with the best bass player on the planet, the Dirty
Man himself!!!! It was a moment I will never forget. Everybody
went nuts!!!!!! Awwwllll-Rrrriggghhhttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
In reflection, I think those of us who have been fortunate enough
to have our lives enlivened by the BOA experience should feel
privileged and grateful. We have been lucky enough to be privy
to an experience that 99.9999% of the people in this world
probably never will (unless, of course, the Band makes a huge
comeback, it could happen!). We truly are the Misfits of
Mankind..........
by Daniel Hartman
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