Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers
- My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
- A is for academics, B is for beer, One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message
- Hi. This is John. If you are a phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends you owe me money. If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
- Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
- Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refridgerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
- Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's YOU.
- If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.
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