A one, two, a one-two-three-four Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso-facto half not be. But half the bee has got to be a vis-a-vis its entity, you see? But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury? Singing: A la-de-de, a one-two-three, Eric the half-a-bee A-b-c-d-e-f-g Eric the half-a-bee Is this a wretched demi-bee Half asleep upon my knee? Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half-a-bee A fiddle-e-dum, a fiddle-e-di Eric the half-a-bee Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-he Eric the half a bee I love this hive employee-ee Bisected accidentally One summer afternoon by me I love him carnally He loves him carnally Semi-carnally The end. Ceril Connelly? No, semi-carnally Oh. Ceril Connelly (Whistling) |