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Eric The Half-A-Bee
from The Final Ripoff

A one, two, a one-two-three-four
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso-facto half not be.
But half the bee has got to be a vis-a-vis its entity, you see?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

Singing:
A la-de-de, a one-two-three,
Eric the half-a-bee
A-b-c-d-e-f-g
Eric the half-a-bee
Is this a wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee?
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half-a-bee

A fiddle-e-dum, a fiddle-e-di
Eric the half-a-bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-he
Eric the half a bee
I love this hive employee-ee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end.
Ceril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh.
Ceril Connelly
(Whistling)

Monty Python
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