Allright, here I got with my "site introduction". Why? I hate site intros. People always think you care so dearly about them and want to get to know them. You know. Those people who, when you go to their site, tell you that they hate tartar sauce, own 32 cats, and wear size 12 shoes. Those are rather tedious introductions. So why not just skip the intro completely? I dunno. I thought you might like to get to know me, so I wrote you out an intro! So anyway, it isn't my name, but you can call me Eric. I don't live in Florida, and I wear a size 8 shoe. So now you know me, look at the webpage!

Poems.
Yeah, my poems, bunches of 'em. People say they're good.
A story
So I went and wrote a story. You might as well read it.
Some really neat links
You're not supposed to go here until last. We really don't want you leaving yet, you see.


And now for something completely different.
Click on the picture!! I mean it!! You'll be happy you did.

A Mystery Photo!
Okay, okay. A picture of the lovely and tallented creator of this humble page. (Me) (I'm the girl!)