JEFF FOXWORTHY'S Top 10 Reasons
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK FISHERMAN IF:
10. You have more fish on your wall than pictures.
9. You're raising catfish in your bathtub.
8. Your wife has earrings that you use as fishing lures.
7. You've ever combed your hair with a fish scaler.
6. You video tape fishing shows.
5. You recieved a tube of crickets as a wedding present.
4. You keep bait in your refrigerater.
3. Your boat hasn't left your driveway in years.
2. You've used your fishing license as a form of I.D.
1. YOU HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S FISH.