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Blonde jokes about Fishing

Blonde Magnetism

Three blondes were sitting by the side of the river, holding fishing rods with lines in the water, when a game warden came up behind them and tapped them on the shoulder. "Excuse me, ladies," the warden asked, "I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any," replied the first blonde. "Well, " said the warden, " if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river. The game warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I don't know of any law against it. Take all the debris you want," the warden said and left. As soon as the warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb fish cop, " the third blonde said to the other two, " doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?"