*"Peace is the dream of the wise; War is the history of man."
*"One day the world will be ready for you and you'll wonder how they didn't see."
*"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there's no-one out to get you..."
*"My goal in life is simple...To rid the world of stupid people, for it is the stupid that cannot comprehend sarcasm."
*"It is the habit of every aggressor nation to claim it is acting on the defensive."
*"A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten."
*"If nations want peace, they should avoid the pin pricks that precede cannon shots."
*"Depression is waking up with the uneasy feeling that the world is out to get you, then finding out you're right."
*"Those who cannot dance say the music is bad."
*"Insanity is doing everything the same way you always have...and expecting different results."
*"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."