Definitions of the word Fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English 
Language is the word "FUCK." Fuck comes from the German word "friken".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain,
pleasure, love and hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive 
(John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). 
It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb (Mary 
really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in 
John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an 
adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful): as you can see, there are very few 
words with the versatility of "FUCK." The listing below shows the 
versatility of the word and gives some serving suggestions you might like 
to try when the vicar comes to tea.
It's fucked     It doesn't work; it has broken.         
I'm fucked      I am tired; I am drunk; I have a hangover; I am not prepared to 
do this (I'm fucked if I'm going to do this); I am in trouble.  
I'm fucked off  I am unhappy about the situation, the person, the music, 
etc..   
Fuck off        Please go away; I don't believe you; That is incorrect; no.     
Wanna fuck?     I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you.     
Fuck All        Nothing. eg., I know fuck all.  
Fuck me!        I am surprised; I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with 
you     
Fuck you!       I do not like you; I do not like what you have just said or 
done.   
Fuck this!      I am no longer prepared to put up with this situation. eg., Fuck 
this for a game of toy soldiers.        
Fuck it!        Whoops, I seem to have made a mistake.  
Holy Fuck!      See 'fuck me!'  
Fuckpiece       My girlfriend, wife, mistress, boyfriend; penis, woman's bits.  
Fucker  Bad person. Sometimes prefixed with 'mother-' (He is an evil 
mother-fucker); someone who engages in sexual intercourse frequently.   
A very versatile word indeed. The list above might not be complete and we 
apologise for any ommissions. The Fulchester Underwater Canoing Klubb 
cannot be held responsible for any consequence of use of this word in any 
of these or any other contexts.
Here are some moments in history in which the word Fuck was used.
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
George Custer: "Holy fuck -- fucking indians"
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic: "What fucking iceberg?"
Oliver North: "You're all fucking liars!"
Chubby Brown: "Who the fuck is Alice?"
Eddie Murphy: "Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?"
Ayrton Senna: "Oh fuck!"
Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"

Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible word can be used to 
describe many situations:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair: "Fucked again."
All encompassing: "Fuck everything!"
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used to command silence - "Shut the fuck up!"
It can be maternal - "You Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Tip O'Neill!"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can 
anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily 
speech; it will add to you prestige. Use fuck in your daily speech proudly.
Put this colorful four letter word to work for you.
Today, tell someone you know "fuck off" or "Let's fuck" ;-)