DehydraCo is pleased to announce its recent merger with Cone-Flavoured Enterprises. Now, brand new from the world-renowned , the corporation/musical production unit that brought you Cone-Flavoured Dippin' Dots, fish condoms, Agent Orange Jell-O, and ALL NEW Dehydrated Water (formerly of DehydraCo), comes a colaborational musical experiance you've never before imagined possible!
Here, a select group of Very Special Persons may view the WORLD PREMIER UNVEILING of the first album from Cone-Flavoured Enterprises.
All available lyrics have been posted. Sound clips shall be added at an unspecified date sometime in the possible future.
1. Buy Me Chikken--concieved, written and performed by irene
buy me chikken
buy me chikken
buy b-b-b-b buy me chikken
buy me chikken
buy me chikken
buy b-b-b-b buy me chikken
buy me chikken
buy buy buy buy
buy me me me
chikken me buy
chikken ch-ch-ch-ch
buy me chikken
2. SEX--concieved, written and performed by james
(note: this song is recorded as james wanders in and out of the studio, screaming "SEX." this lends a nice doppler effect to the sound.)
SEX! SEX!
SEX! SEX!
SEX!! SEX!!!!
(etc.)
3. Infrared Cryogenic Spectrometre--concieved and performed by kayt; written by irene with kayt
humans
can't see
infra-red
humans
can't see
infra-red
humans
can't see
infra-red
humans
can't see
infra-red
4. Song Gar Flute--concieved by kayt and irene; written and performed by garland
(note: this track is a flute solo.)
5. FoodFoodFoodFood--concieved, written, and performed by lindsey
(note: the music video--soon to follow--consists of lindsey running after james and hitting him with her fists in time with the words "foodfoodfoodfood.")
foodfoodfoodfood
foodfoodfoodfood
foodfoodfoodfood
foodfoodfoodfood
foodfoodfoodfood
(etc.)
6. Chikken With Sex (acoustic reprise)--concieved, written, and performed by james and irene
i: buy me chikken i: buy me chikken j: SEX! i: buy b-b-b-b buy me... j: SEX!! SEX!!! i: ...chikken i: buy me chikken i: buy me chikken j: SEX! i: buy b-b-b-b buy me... j: SEX!! SEX!!! i: ...chikken i: buy me chikken i: buy buy buy buy j: SEX! SEX! i: buy me me me i: chikken me buy i: chikken ch-ch-ch-ch j: SEX!! i: buy me chikken j: (doppler effect of "SEX" as james exits studio at high speed:) SEEEXXX....!!!
7. The Dustman Cometh--concieved, written and performed by kayt
lyrics will follow
8. Penis, What Have You Done Now?--concieved and written by irene; performed by Cone-Flavoured Enterprises
james: oh, noooo! all: oh, noooo! james: ooh, noooo! all: ooh, noooo! james: bad, BAD penis! james: penis, what have you done now? all: bad, BAD penis!! all: oh, noooo! all: ooh, noooo! james: bad, BAD penis! james: penis, what have you done now? all: bad, BAD penis!!