IF YOUR A NAZI, A FASCIST, A RACIST, A HOMOPHOBE, A BIGOT, A JOCK, A HICK, OR JUST A PLAIN OLD FUCK WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! IF YOU TALK SHIT AND THINK YOUR COOL, START RUMORS, AND THINK YOUR BETTER THAN US WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! IF YOUR A CAPITALIST PIECE OF SHIT, A GREEDY BASTARD, A MONEY GRUBER, OR STEAL FROM FRIENDS WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! IF YOU LET THE COPS TAKE YOUR RIGHTS, YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, ALWAYS DOING WHAT THEY SAY IS RIGHT WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! IF YOU SUPPORT THE FASCISTS AND KILL YOUR LOCAL SCENE CASH IN ON EVERY THING YOU CAN AND EXPLOITE THE LOCAL BANDS WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! LOC-DOGS STAND FOR ANARCHY AND EQUALITY NO ONE WILL STAND IN OUR WAY. IF YOU DO WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! WELL KICK YOUR ASS! WHY? CAUSE LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!! LOC-DOGS DON'T FUCK AROUND!!!
BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD
NOW ANOTHER ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IS DEAD
YOU STUPID FUCKING G
I'LL USE MY CROWBAR ON YOUR KNEE
ARE YOU THE MAN
PACKIN DA HEAT
I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
AND CUT OFF YOUR FEET
THINK YOUR COOL
INVOKING FEAR
I'LL KNOCK YOU ON THE GROUND
AND REEF ON YOUR UNDERWEAR
WHATS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD
THERE'S SOMETHING NOT THERE
YOU HIDE BEHIND A SHIRT
A SHIRT THAT SAYS NO FEAR
BUT I KNOW
I KNOW YOUR SCARED
SCARED OF UNACCEPTANCE
ME I DON'T CARE
I DON'T NEED A BRAND TO WEAR
YOU JOIN THE FOOTBALL TEAM
CAUSE ITS YOUR DADDYS DREAM
A DREAM NEVER FUFILLED
STUCK IN THE PAST
PA HAD A BAD KNEE
NEVER COULD RUN FAST
IN DISGUISE
TO DADDY'S DEMISE
NEVER JUST A BOY
ALWAYS DADDYS LITTLE TOY
OI OI OI
JOE TY SUCKS
ELVIS IS DEAD
OI OI OI
I HATE SKINHEAD WANT TO BE'S
SKINHEAD GET ON YOUR KNEES
WHILE YOUR FUCKING BLOW UP DOLLS
YOU CAN SUCK ON MY BALLS
OI OI OI
JOE TY SUCKS
CADILLACS BLOW
OI OI OI
FULL HOUSE SUCKS
IT'S JUST FAMILY VALUE PROPAGANDA
D.J.- SHE'S SO 80'S
STEPH- SHE'S A D.J. WANT-TO-BE
MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY- EXPLOITED FROM BIRTH
JESSE- GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR HAIR
JOEY- YOUR A JOKE BUT YOUR NOT FUNNY
DANNY- YOUR WIFE IS DEAD!!!
I HATE BOB SAGET! X ?
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE
AMERIKKKA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS REALLY FUCKING SUCKS
SOMEONES HAS ALWAYS GOT TO GET HIT IN THE NUTS
HUMILIATING YOUR SELF ON NATIONAL T.V.
IS THAT THE WAY YOU REALLY WANT TO BE???
I HATE BOB SAGET! X ?
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE
RED, WHITE, AND BLUE
FUCK YOU
WHAT YOU SAY
ISN'T TRUE
BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT!
I SEE YOU WITH YOUR CONFEDERATE FLAG
THIS ISN'T THE DUKES OF HAZARD
BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT!
(THIS IS WHERE WE ACTUALLY BURN A FLAG!)
IF YOUR TOLD TO SALUTE THE FLAG
TELL THEM NO
IT'S JUST A FUCKING RAG
BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT!
IF YOUR PUT IN DETENTION
BRING YOUR LIGHTER
WITH MALICIOUS INTENTION
BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT!