As they show starts, Judge Judy walks in as everyone stands. She has a seat and says, " You may be seated." The jury sits down as the Plaintiffs enter the court room. The announcer says, " Entering the coutroom are Justin, JC, Lance, Joey, and Chris. Collectively known as 'N SYNC." All of the guys strut in as Justin walks past the podium to a tv camera." Yo wuz up ta all my fly hunnies out there. You wanna real man baby? You want me, not that Nick dude. Peace!" Justin pimps back to the podium as the others roll their eyes at him. Next the announcer says, " And here are the defendants, Nick, AJ, Brian, Howie, and Kevin, also known as the Backstreet Boys." Thousands of girls start screaming as Nick is the first to enter, flashing gang symbols as usual. AJ runs in screaming as his stops in the isle to hump the floor. Kevin walks in half awake, as Howie and Brian follow behind. They approach the podium and await Judge Judy's instruction as the announcer continues, "Today we have a case of who is better than who. 'N Sync seem to be a bit frustrated that the Backstreet Boys are beating them at everything. On the Billboard charts, and on TRL. Even Chris claims that his own mother prefers Backstreet to 'N SYNC. Today we will prove whether or not the Backstreet Boys are really better than 'N SYNC. " As Judge Judy shuffles some papers on her desk, she asks 'N SYNC, "SO, can one of you please tell me the problem." Justin is the first to speak, " Yo moms I gots ta tell ya like it is, yo check it. Aiight, that lil' punk over there is stealin' my flava yo..." Nick breaks in , " Punk? Who you callin' punk macaroni head! We can settle this now! Wuz up then? Wuz up?" Judge Judy slams her gavel, " Young man I was NOT speaking to you. Take you bleached self and ZIP IT! And as for you Justin, I cant understand a word you are saying. Can someone who speaks English tell me what he said?" Justin , looking a bit discouraged, steps back as Lance takes the microphone. "Well your honor, and by the way you look amazing today, have you found the fountain of youth?" Blushing , Judge Judy whispers to the DA, " I like this kid." Lance continued, " You see, I have no problem with the Backstreet Boys, I think they are a talented bunch of guys. It's Justin that has the problem, I think he's just a little bitter that Nick seems to be more popular than him. But the way I see it, Justin has plenty of fans and should be happy about that. I mean look at poor Chris here, or poor Howie over there, they have hardly any fans. Why can't we just all get along?" Judge Judy smiled, "Well said young man." Lance winked at her as Justin spoke up once more," Yo homey, wuz up wit you! Why don't you jus go ova and be a Backdoor Boy! Sissy." Lance rolled his eyes as Chris spoke up, " Yeah, I have fans, I do.... I do have fans..... " He began to cry as JC patted him on the back. Judge Judy pounded her gavel once again, " Listen ya little mop haired freak, there will be no crying in my court. And what the hell happened to your voice? You sound like a woman for God's sake." Joey stepped up to the podium in Chris' defense, " You honor , that's a very sensitive area for him," Joey covered the microphone and motioned for the DA to come over to him. He whispered to the DA, " Joey hasn't hit puberty yet." The DA snickered and went to tell Judge Judy. " He what? Oh my God! You haven't hit puberty yet?" Chris burst into tears as he turned bright red. The Backstreet Boys all laughed as Judy slammed her gavel , " Hey! Nick you have no room to talk. I heard your voice cracking the other day. And you Howie, it's not natural for a man's voice to get as high as yours does." The guys stopped laughing, and it was their turn to speak. Brian walked up to the podium, " Your honor, If I may take this time to thank all my fans for their support during my surgery and all, I...." Judge Judy cut him off, " No you may not! That was over a year ago and you've thanked everyone about a million times already. Enough! Get over it! Now someone besides this loser please continue. " Brian went and sat in the back as he and Chris cried together. AJ stepped up to the microphone , " Your honor, I really don't know what this is about. Are those Mickey Mouse Club rejects mad cause we are more popular? Well then they should be. Let's see, hmmm. Who currently has a #1 record on the Billboard charts? Who holds a record for the only artists ever to have two albums on the chart at the same time? Who was #1 on TRL more? Even when those STYNCERS had their God aweful video on there? Who holds a record for selling out Radio City Music Hall in 24 minutes? Who had an album that went not gold, not platinum, but DIAMOND BABY! And who's group has the sexiest mf in the world as a member? BSB BABY!!!!" Nick shouted, " YEAH YEAH! How ya like me now!!" He looked over at Justin who was furious. The jury of teenage girls was going wild, " We love you AJ!! I love you Nick!! AJ be my bad boy!! Kevin! I wanna ride the Train!!" Judge Judy screamed as she pounded on her desk, " Order! order!! Young man one more outburst like that and you're outta here!" Justin laughed, " Ah hah , punk ass mother f.. " Judge Judy swung her deadle gaze to Justin, " And you!! SHUT UP!" Justin got quiet again as Howie and Kevin took the podium. Kevin started, " Your honor, Howie and I are with Lance on this one. We both feel that 'N Sync are a talented bunch of guys. The only reason that we are more popular than them is because we were the first. We have been doing this for over 6 years now. " Kevin winked at the judge as he flexed his muscular arms. Judge Judy smiled as she cleared her throat, " ahem, and you Howie? You feel the same?" Howie answered, " Yes ma'am. I personally think that JC over there is a much better singer than me. As a matter of fact, Justin and JC are probably better singers that Kev and I. But ya see, we have the looks and the body. Now don't get me wrong, JC is a fine guy, but he just needs to build his body a little more." Judge Judy said in response, " Oh wasn't that sweet. ( as she rolls her eyes) Nick? What do you have to say about this?" Nick looked over at Justin who was still red w/ anger." Well, I don't know. I mean I know I'm fine, and I know I'm a great singer. And I know that my girlfriend is finer than that fake chested Brittney J was with. Isn't that right baby!! ( turns to Mandy in the audience) Those boobs are real aren't they!!" Mandy stands up and waves, " Uh like, totally, hi baby!" She blows a kiss to Nick and sits back down . Brian's girlfriend Leighanne looks over at Mandy and rolls her eyes in dusgust. It wasn't fair that Mandy was only18 and she was 30. Leighanne pulled her shirt up as one of her fake boobs started to sag. She was gonna kill Nick later for that crack about fake boobs. Anyway, Nick turned back to Judge Judy and continued, " Ya see , it's all good! I got nuttin' but love for my boys over there. " He flashed Judy a peace sign as he sat down. Judge Judy rolled her eyes once again. " Ok, I have heard both sides of the case. I'm gonna take a quick recess and I'll be back with my verdict. " Judge Judy left the court room as some fans went up to talk to the guys. Howie was talking to a fan when JC approached him. " Howie?" Howie turned around and smiled, " Hi JC, what's up?" JC turned a little red, " Um, I was just wondering, did you mean it when you said you liked my singing, and that I was um...... That I was fine?" Howie stared into JCs eyes, " Well of course I did." JC smiled, " You wanna go get lunch together or something after this is over?" Howie nodded and JC skipped back to the others. As judge Judy entered the courtroom again, the DA instructed everyone to get back to their places. She took her seat. " Well, I have made my decision. I know that each of you are very sucessful young men. And according to record sells, stats, and official things like that, it is obvious that the Backstreet Boys are better than 'N SYNC. However, I am the judge and I get to have my opinion. I like both of you, well, Lance and Kevin anyway. The rest of you simply annoy me. Chris and Brian, you two are the biggest sissy's I have ever seen. Howie and JC, you two look damn good, but you are gay as hell . AJ you shock me. But feel free to hump that floor wheneveryou like, I kinda liked that. And Joey, you seem to be a sweet guy, but you're no Lance. And finally , Nick and Justin. You two were meant for each other , lemme tell ya. Justin, you need to stop tryin' to be like Nick. He's more popular, get over it. And Nick, you need to deflate that big head of yours. And go dye those roots. Now back to my verdict. I have decided who I think the best boy band is......... 98*!" With those words, Nick, Jeff, Justin, and Drew ran in the room fighting the screaming crowd. They made their way to Judge Judy as they ripped off their shirts anf flexed their huge muscles. Judge Judy continued as both the BSB and 'N Sync looked on , humiliated. " This court is adjurned!! Now, if 98* and Lance and Kev could please escort me to my chambers. I think I need a little lesson on the penal code, woo hoo!"