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This is my joke file, the combined results of several dozen people telling me jokes every time they see me this isn't edited for the questionable tastes of the effete and easily offended.

  An Elderly Couple are rocking in recliners in their living room. The wife looks over at her husband and asks,
"Honey what did you think when you first met me?"
"I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits off!!"
"What do you think when you look at me now?"
"I think I did a damn good job!!!"

Q:how can you tell if monica lewinsky is pissed off at you?
A:your cigars taste like shit!

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